10 Raunchy Sex Jokes That’ll Make You Say ‘WTF’

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_amy_schumerHere at NiteFlirt, we love us some dirty jokes. But then again, there are dirty jokes and then there are dirty jokes. Here are some of the most hilarious and cringeworthy ones out there.

  1. Why did Miss Piggy douche with honey?
    Kermit likes honey-glazed ham.
  2. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
    She gagged.
  3. How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?
    You have to chew before you swallow.
  4. What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?
    They can smell it, but they can’t eat it.
  5. What do eating pussy and smoking cigarettes have in common?
    The closer you get to the butt, the worse it tastes.
  6. What happened to Pinocchio when he was masturbating?
    He caught fire.
  7. What does Popeye’s dick smell like?
    Olive oil.
  8. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
    A seatbelt.
  9. What’s the difference between jam and jelly?
    You can’t jelly something up your ass.
  10. What’s red and has seven dents in it?
    Snow White’s cherry.

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