12 Things That Twitter Users Think Are Better Than Sex

5942090561_8656911f4b_zIs there really anything better than sex? The well-intentioned people of Twitter wanted to explore this question with the opening line, “Yeah sex is cool but…” Here are 12 things Twitter users say are better than sex (we’ll let you decide).

  1. yea sex is cool but have you ever pulled out a full piece of crab leg meat.” Yea, yea—that is pretty good.
  2. sex is good and all but have you ever got your shift covered by the first person you texted.” Not bad—but not as good as sex!
  3. yeah sex is cool but have you ever called a dog from another room and you hear his paws hitting the floor as he runs towards you?” Adorable—but nothing beats sex!
  4. yes sex is cool but have you ever been watching vine compilations and seen a vine you’ve never watched before.” Yup—sex is definitely better!
  5. yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever opened the microwave at the last second so the timer doesn’t go off so you feel like you just defused a bomb in a movie.” You know what else is like a bomb going off?—when you have an orgasm from sex!
  6. yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the waiter at olive garden coming to your table with the breadsticks.” Mmm, breadsticks…
  7. Yeah sex is cool but have you ever found a 20 dollar bill in your pocket?” We have a few ideas for what you can do with that $20…
  8. yeah sex is cool but have you ever gotten a text back.” Yeah, especially if it’s a sext back!
  9. yeah sex is cool but have you ever been sarcastic with somebody and they respond with even more sarcasm.” Ok, you got us—sarcasm is way better than sex.
  10. “sex is good, but have you ever closed 15 tabs after finishing a project?” Yeah, because now you can open 15 porn tabs!
  11. Yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried listening to the crunchy noise it makes when you step in the snow.” We prefer other, wetter noises!
  12. yeah sex is cool but have you tried not leaving your bed or communicating with the outside world for 3 days straight.” Right—’cause you’re masturbating.

Yeah, sex really is the best thing ever. Come see for yourself at NiteFlirt!

Check out more things that Twitter users think are better than sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/morganmurrell/xx-things-people-on-twitter-think-are-better-than-sex

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