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Man Wanted To Make a Baby During the Eclipse

One man had very specific plans for how he’d like to experience the total solar eclipse in Oregon: make a baby. He posted an ad on Craigslist to find a game partner willing to go on a “cosmic orgasmic” adventure … Continue reading

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Michigan Finally Wants To Ban Police From Legally Having Sex With Prostitutes

Soon, Michigan police might need to give up a very unique job perk. A bill advancing in the state legislature would ban Michigan police from having legal sex with prostitutes during undercover investigations. Lawmakers say Michigan is the last state … Continue reading

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You Can Now Get Plan B Out of a Vending Machine on UC Davis Campus

What happens when the condom breaks and the drug store’s closed? Usually, panic. This is why UC Davis has decided to make sexual wellness products like Plan B readily available to students—in a convenient vending machine on campus! The vending … Continue reading

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Hacker Takes Over 200 ISIS Accounts and Fills Them With Gay Porn

A hacker known only as ‘WauchalaGhost’ has created an amazing way to troll ISIS—by taking over the members’ accounts and planting gay porn on them! So far, the hacker has taken over more than 250 ISIS Twitter accounts, filling them … Continue reading

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‘Good Morning America’ Tweets ’69 Days Until Summer,’ and Internet Appropriately Responds

It seems “Good Morning America” just wanted to count down to summer with their bafflingly clueless tweet, but Twitter had other ideas. Here is the tweet GMA sent out that set the internet ablaze: “69 Days Until Summer!” Of course, … Continue reading

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Fox News Host Cracks Oral Sex Joke About Ivanka Trump

It seems Fox News just can’t stay away from controversy lately. Jesse Watters, the new co-host of Fox’s The Five, cracked an inappropriate sex joke about Ivanka Trump in the middle of a news segment. After discussing the first daughter … Continue reading

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Second Annual Pornhub Scholarship Awards Student $25K

Pornhub is proving nerdy is sexy in an unusual and amazing way with its second annual Pornhub Cares Scholarship. The massive porn site awarded University of Michigan grad student Natalie Nevarez $25,000 to work on her doctoral thesis in biopsychology. … Continue reading

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New York Judge Grants Threesome Participants Shared Custody Rights

New York Judge Grants Threesome Participants Shared Custody Rights  In an unprecedented ruling for New York state, a judge decided “three’s company” in a custody case involving a polyamorous relationship. A former Long Island couple and their neighbor was awarded … Continue reading

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Heroic Artist Gets ‘Make America Great Again’ Tattooed Around His Anus

Queer performance artist Abel Azcona is letting Donald Trump know how he really feels—by tattooing the words “Make America Great Again” on his butt-hole! The tattooing happened in an art gallery in Chicago, amongst a large crowd of eager onlookers. The words … Continue reading

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US Military Nude Photo Scandal Finds Images of Male Soldiers Having Sex on Gay Porn Sites

The U.S. Military investigation of images shared online of female service members without their consent has recently expanded in a very unexpected way: gay porn sites featuring men in uniform engaged in sexual acts. While the photos of women were … Continue reading

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