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Harvard Hosts Annual ‘Anal Sex 101’ Class

Harvard students who aspire to be at the bottom of the class are signing up for “Anal Sex 101.” The prestigious Ivy League hosts the class annually as part of Sex Week, which also offers classes like “Kink 101” and … Continue reading

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No Need To Dress For Dinner At This Parisian Restaurant For Nudists

The hottest new restaurant in Paris is attracting adventurous customers hungry for a novel experience. Let’s just say these patrons like to have a little skin in the game—literally. It’s called O’Naturel, and it caters to nudists who are more … Continue reading

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Company Blames Eavesdropping Sex Toy On ‘Minor Bug’

A high-tech sex toy company in Hong Kong has some explaining to do after a customer caught one its vibrators recording human sounds on its own while the gadget was in use. The Lovense wireless remote-controlled vibrator is meant for … Continue reading

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Norwegian Soccer Star Performs Strip-Tease With Championship Trophy

Soccer player Alekander Melgalvis really showed his excitement at winning the Norwegian Cup recently. The hot athlete celebrated his championship victory by literally embracing his trophy at the Lillestrøm’s championship, and performing a strip-tease in front of the eager crowd! … Continue reading

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Enormous Penis Pops Up In NYC

There’s a new member of the New York City street-art scene: a gigantic life-like dick! The painting went up on the side of a Lower East Side building, four-stories erect. Swedish street artist Carolina Falkholt took credit on Instagram for … Continue reading

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Bandits Reportedly Execute Largest Sex Toy Heist In History

Germany is shocked to learn of a sex toy heist believed to be the largest ever in history. According to the NY Post, bandits “gave a vibrator company the shaft” recently when they snatched nearly $57,000 in erotic goods from … Continue reading

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Larry Flynt Offers $10 Million For Incriminating Sex Videos Of Trump

Porn kingpin Larry Flynt is upping the ante on his original offer to get dirt on Trump. During last year’s presidential campaign, Flynt dangled $1 million to anyone who could turn over video or audio capturing Trump behaving in an … Continue reading

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Principal Who Has Sex Dungeon In Office Gets Busted

A very naughty British principal got busted for ripping off tens of thousands of dollars from his school to keep a secret sex lair inside his office. At his sentencing, the court learned of an impressive array of sex toys … Continue reading

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A Dozen Dildos Washed Up On The Beach In Italy

It was an awkward situation for Italian beach goers in Naples when several dildos washed up on the shore. To make matters worse, they closed the beach to clean up the scattered sex toys. “When we saw them we started … Continue reading

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FEMA Accidentally Tweets Sex Hotline Number To Hurricane Victims

It seems in addition to necessities such as food and water, FEMA is also giving hurricane victims another important provision: sex. Instead of advice about their damaged roof, several Hurricane Irma survivors in Florida received phone sex when they called … Continue reading

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