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Grocery Store Helps Man Use His Donut As a Sex Toy

A British man recently found himself in a crisis at his local grocery store when the sweet, buttery donut he wanted to use as a sex toy didn’t have a hole in it! What was he to do?! The man and … Continue reading

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Your Boner Will Look Wild With These Wolf Print Underwear

Have you ever wanted your junk to look like a wild animal? If so, we’ve got the perfect underwear for you: Wolf Head Crotch boxer briefs! The beastly underwear sold on Amazon promises to “make man [sic] look sexy and … Continue reading

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Trump’s Appearance In a Porn Surfaces Amidst Miss Universe Controversy 

Remember that time Donald Trump slut shamed Miss Universe by telling everyone they should go check out her sex tape? Well, the Republican presidential nominee just put his foot in his mouth. Again. It seems Trump forgot about that time … Continue reading

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Durex Played Us With Its Eggplant Condom Hoax

While food can be an aphrodisiac, and the eggplant emoji is everyone’s favorite sexual innuendo, we’re pretty sure not many people would find eggplant erotic. At least not when it comes to flavored condoms. This is why Durex’s recent eggplant-flavored … Continue reading

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8 Innocent Photos That Are Actually Totally Filthy 

Sometimes when you see seemingly “innocent” looking things, you wonder if they’re actually innocent or if it’s just your dirty mind. You know, like with that supposedly PG-13 bumper sticker that reads “BJ Mom.” Well, we’ve got good news for … Continue reading

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You Can Now Get a Dick In Your Latte

If you’re a latte drinker, you probably already know that the latte art obsession has officially peaked. These days, it’s no longer hip to get your coffee decorated with a carefully crafted kitty or flower design. Instead, dick lattes are … Continue reading

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You’ve Never Seen Anything Like This Artist’s Erotic, Surreal Tumblr

A Hamburg-based male artist, who chooses to remain anonymous, is behind the fantastical freakiness Girls Unawares, the Tumblr that remixes body parts into monstrous creations. The Tumblr is both an erotic celebration and a radical project in the name of self-love … Continue reading

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GlowFYourself Sells the Most Innovative Butt Plugs Around—on Etsy

Etsy is home to some of the craftiest and best DIY goods on the internet—or anywhere! So it (sort of?) makes sense that the online crafts store now also sells some of the world’s most innovative hand-crafted butt plugs! GlowFYourself … Continue reading

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Thoughts Everyone Has Had During Sex

Does this sex thought sound familiar?: “Does my moaning sound weird?” What about this: “Calm down, you’re gonna break my dick!” In Buzzfeed’s latest video, all of the strange, random, worried thoughts you’ve probably had during sex at one time … Continue reading

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8 People Confessed the Strangest Things They’ve Said During Orgasm

As anyone who’s ever yelled something outrageous while cumming understands, it’s impossible to be self-possessed during an orgasm. Whether it’s calling out your ex’s name or something totally strange, you’ve probably said some less-than-ideal things while climaxing. Here are some … Continue reading

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