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The World’s First Naked Barber Will Satisfy All Your Fetish Needs

If you’ve been looking for an erotic experience you won’t soon forget and a good barber who’ll shave your balls, we’ve got the guy for you. Rickard Savvy, aka, “The Naked Barber,” is a qualified beautician who’s adding a little … Continue reading

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You Can Now Get Plan B Out of a Vending Machine on UC Davis Campus

What happens when the condom breaks and the drug store’s closed? Usually, panic. This is why UC Davis has decided to make sexual wellness products like Plan B readily available to students—in a convenient vending machine on campus! The vending … Continue reading

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Weed Products Designed For Sex, Rated

From dildos that are also pipes to vaginal (or anal!) marijuana suppositories, there’s a lot of weed products out there today promising to do amazing things for your sex life. Thankfully, one Broadly writer decided to see if such marijuana-themed … Continue reading

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You Can Actually Buy a Lego Strip Club

Just when you think you’ve seen it all with innovative Lego creations, someone goes ahead and creates a Lego strip club! The unofficial and very NSFW custom Lego strip joint is called Foxy Blox, and it’s available for purchase for … Continue reading

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You Can Now Give Cunnilingus Long Distance By Licking Your Phone 

The latest app in virtual sex lets users perform cunnilingus just by licking their phones. The “O-Cast” is a way for long distance lovers to upload simulated oral sex sessions that can be downloaded on to a vibrator via bluetooth. … Continue reading

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Engineer Creates Sex Robot That Needs To Be Romanced First 

In a first for artificial intelligence, an engineer has created a robotic sex doll that enjoys sex as much as humans—or at least, the doll acts like she does. “Samantha” is equipped with the ability to respond to touch and … Continue reading

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High-Tech Condom Ring Will Measure Your Sexual Performance 

The world’s first smart condom, i.Con, is the newest device like a Fitbit—only for your dick. The Manufacturer British Condoms is behind the wearable condom ring that will measure everything guys have ever wanted to know about how they fuck. … Continue reading

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This Gorgeous Jewelry Collection Doubles as High-End Sex Toys 

Sexual lifestyle company Unbound wants women to literally “wear their sexuality on their sleeves” with a new sex toy collection that is actually high-end jewelry. The “sexual accessories” include earrings that can be used as nipple and clit clamps, a … Continue reading

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10 Gifts That Are As Hilarious As They Are Sexy

A modern yet pervy Kama Sutra poster, Northshire on Etsy for $13 This updated Kama Sutra poster has everyone’s favorite sex positions. It’s the perfect conversation piece! 69 nestling cups, theTbird on Etsy for $19.25 The couple that drinks tea—and … Continue reading

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