NEWS: Hands-Free Masturbator at Chinese Hospitals

The Chinese have ushered us into the future again with their newest invention: a hands-free sex machine that jerks off sperm donors. They’re called Automatic Sperm Extractors, and they’re the latest technology at Chinese hospitals. The futuristic, pink, gray and white sex robot has a massage pump which can be adjusted according to height (and, we’d guess, width). Amazing!

Here’s how it works: dudes slip their cock inside the bright pink tube, which literally jerks them off. That’s it! The tube pumps like a hand (or a pussy) stroking a dick up and down. Then viola! Automatic cum. It eliminates the need for sticky, used Playboys and Hustlers and even the use of one’s hands! How efficient!

A sex machine in a hospital proves that the future is now! But we know that no technology could ever replace the amazing pleasure of a human touch. What we offer can’t be found in any Chinese hospitals.

 

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