This story is only suitable to read on a Friday afternoon! A man hailing from Wales, UK that goes by the name of “Hotcock” is in big trouble with authorities after allegedly humping a Land Rover, yes as in a giant SUV. According to the New York Daily News Daniel Cooper (Hotcock) was caught on a surveillance camera August 18th naked mounting and grinding a Land Rover Discovery. At least Hotcock has good taste in cars!
Sources say that Cooper was so pickled he didn’t remember attempting the nasty with the vehicle. The story gets better, apparently the Land Rover wasn’t Hotcock’s only victim, and witnesses saw him gyrating on the corner of a kebab shop and air humping on the floor earlier in the evening. Well obviously he needed to warm up before the erotic finale with the Land Rover.
Cooper was slapped with a nighttime ban for 3 months, and a $134 fine. Hotcock just needed to cruise home and turn on his computer. We have plenty of healthier ways he could work out those, ahem, aggressions here at NiteFlirt!
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