NEWS: Robot Blowjobs?! Yes, please!

A new revolution in sex toys has arrived in the form of the Autoblow 2, an automatic fucking machine that can give you head for up to 1,000 hours. Designed by an ex-pat living in China, so far the sex robot has been quite popular on IndieGogo. So is it worth the hype? A journalist for Vice had to give it a try. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_autoblow2

He describes the sex robot as large, around the size and shape of a two-liter bottle of soda. It has a sleek, futuristic exterior and a silicon mouth sporting a naughty little “Mona Lisa” grin. On the inside is three rings covered in beads, sort of like the balls on the end of handheld back massagers. So what happened when he slipped his dick inside for some hot, robot head? At first he admitted to being a bit nervous, what with the powerful sound the machine was emitting, which he described as a “giant sex toy” or loud “wind-shield wipers.” But once the fucking machine really started doing its thing, he got into it. The soft, tight inside felt like a wet mouth bobbing eagerly on his cock, and the consistent, stroking motion was like a hand and mouth working together to create mind-blowing pleasure.

This robot gives new meaning to James Brown’s infamous lyric, “Get on up. Stay on the scene, like a Sex Machine!” Want to get on up with us? The Godfather of Soul knows that nothing can compare to the real thing!

 

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NEWS: Furniture That Feels Like Human Skin…In A Good Way

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_skinfurnitureIn those moments when you just can’t get enough of your lover’s skin—the feel of their body, their sexual smell that instantly makes you want to rip their clothes off. Well, an artist has figured out a way to feel the lusciousness of a lover whenever the urge strikes: furniture that is designed to look, feel, and smell exactly like human skin! The collection is made with a mixture of silicon, human pheromones (!), and aftershave to replicate the touch and smell of flesh, and includes such quirky items as a chair that feels like “squishy fat rolls” and an ottoman that looks like a pair of testicles.

Got a thing for sensuous curves (more cushion for the pushin’!)? Imagine loving on all that big, beautiful flesh on a chair that looks and feels like big, beautiful flesh! Or what about giving or getting the ultimate blowjob on a piece of furniture that feels like a pair of balls? Imagine the kinky possibilities!

Here at Niteflirt, we are all about celebrating the flesh! We are getting excited just imagining getting freaky on furniture that feels like skin. In the meantime, we have some amazing built-in flesh furniture right here for you to enjoy! ;)

 

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NEWS: Hot New Sleeping Bag To Fuck In

Aw, camping. Another thing we love about summer. Something about the fresh air, natural scenery, and remoteness of the great outdoors really unleashes our wild side. What is it about being outside in a tent looking up at the stars with just the sounds of crickets, wildlife, and a rushing river that best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sleepingbagsmakes a person want to get even dirtier and sweatier? But sometimes fucking while camping can be a bit, well, tricky. What with bouncing around and trying to balance on an air mattress, not to mention the unsexy necessity of leaving socks on to stay warm. Well, we have good news: now there’s a sleeping bag big enough for you to fuck in! It’s called the Sexy Hotness Sleeping Bag and, as its name implies, it’s intended to provide enough room to really be able to get down to some sexy, hot fun. It also has strategically placed zippers with holes for your arms in case you need them free to grope around as they please, and zippers so you can zip two of them together for a luxurious fuck session in the dark. What a brilliant idea!

All this talk of fucking in nature is bringing out our primitive side. Who wants to get wild with us?

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NEWS: Four Reasons To Sleep Naked

Here at Niteflirt, we are all about stripping down au naturel as often as possible, especially in the summertime. In fact, one of our favorite things about the hot, dog days of summer is being naked and sleeping naked whenever possible. As it turns out, there are even more benefits than getting hot and bothered lying on cool sheets directly against your skin—there are a number of health benefits too. Here are four: best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sleepnaked

  1. Sleeping naked boosts oxytocin
    Oxytocin (aka, the love hormone) is the chemical released when you’re turned on, feeling the juices flow when you’re going at it, and when you cum. So it gets you in the mood for some hot summertime action when you’re in bed with us, touching skin-to-skin, the cool fans blasting our naked bodies.
  2. Decreases body temperature (after we get you all hot)
    After you’ve gotten your temperature up with us, falling asleep in the buff will help you cool down and get a better night’s sleep. Lower skin temperature helps you sleep more deeply and for longer cycles, which means you’ll be ready to go at it again in the morning! Was it Prince who said “breakfast can wait”?
  3. Keeps the body looking and feeling its sexiest
    Keeping the body cool at night helps release cortisol, which regulates appetite and boosts energy levels the next day. We love a healthy (sexual) appetite—and you’ll need to keep your energy up when you hit the sheets totally nude with us!
  4. Skin looks younger
    Keeping your room at 70 degrees promotes anti-aging hormones that help your body to stay looking hot and fresh. So not only will you feel great and have great sex, but you’ll also look good while getting all hot and sweaty.

Good thing we got a good night’s rest; now we’re all energized and ready to hit the sheets with you! Can you guess what we (won’t) be wearing?

 

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NEWS: Does Size Matter? Science Has The Answer

Finally, science answers the long-debated question: does dick size matter for sexual pleasure or attractiveness? The answer: yes and no. Evolutionarily, women chose to fuck partners with bigger cocks—what science calls “sexual selection”—because this would ensure genes get passed on. Basically, the bigger the cock, the better the “depth of thrust,” which means cum can travel farther therefore beating out rival cum. But what about sexual pleasure? Well, it’s been reported that a larger dick can stimulate the entire pussy, so a woman can have a better, more intense vaginal orgasm with a longer cock. But, this is not the only type of female orgasm: there is also the coveted G-spot orgasm, which is located only 1/3 of the way inside the pussy; there is also the clit orgasm, which only requires a finger, vibrator, tongue, etc. Oh, the glory of the pussy!

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So, because we can get off in so many hot and exciting ways, women don’t really care that much about size. Gay men, however, love them some big, girthy cock; the bigger the better! What can be agreed upon across genders and pussy vs. dick sexual orientation: personality is the biggest factor for some hot, satisfying fucking. Confidence, an enjoyable personality, and attractiveness are what will determine how good the sex is.

Good thing all of us at Niteflirt have plenty of personality and variety to go around. We love getting off every way under the sun, not to mention all shapes and sizes of cock!

Who wants to help us put science to the test?

 

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NEWS: Five things you didn’t know about vibrators

Nowadays, women can get whatever vibrator or dildo strikes her fancy and piques her sensuous curiosity. It’s hard to imagine a time before having the option to buy a thousand different sex toys in the color, texture, shape, size, vibration strength, etc. of a lady’s choosing. But women using sexual devices to get off is certainly not a modern phenomenon. In fact, they’ve been doing it since the days of antiquity. Here’s some mind-blowing facts about vibrators to make you appreciate the glory of technology that is the modern sex toy:

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  1. Cleopatra invented the first vibrator
    It’s been said that a horny Cleopatra used angry bees in a hollow gourd when she didn’t have sexy Marc Anthony to take care of her naughty needs. History describes her right: she’s one clever, independent woman!
  2. Doctors made women cum, over and over and over
    That’s right. Doctors believed that making a woman cum by stroking her pussy with his hand or by spraying her clit with high pressure water could “relieve” her of a great many ailments. Back then doctors intuited what we here at Niteflirt have always known: cumming often is key for good health and happiness!
  3. The first vibrators were steam-pressured and hand-cranked
    Because the doctors’ arms were getting tired helping so many women to cum each day, sometimes numerous times a day, viola! the first vibrators were invented. In the late 19th century, since steam was the main way machines were powered, inventors borrowed the technology to create the first vibrator. It boasted “the deepest vibration” and “effective in service.” Sounds intense and expedient!
  4. Finally, the electricity-powered vibrator
    Invented in 1902, the electrical technology was so new only the sewing machine, fan, tea kettle, and toaster came before it. Who would think that during such a chaste, mannered era, getting women off was of top priority?
  5. The cordless vibrator at last
    It was invented right at the climax (tee hee) of the 60′s Sexual Revolution. Now women were free to orgasm at their own convenience, as often as they wanted, with only the aid of a battery and their own lusty urge for action.

Who wants to celebrate the glory of getting off with sex toys? We got what you need right here!

Check out more facts about the vibrator here.

 

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NEWS: Dating Naked; New Show Lets It All Hang Out

The new VH1 reality show, Dating Naked, is surprisingly not that different from the usual reality dating shows—except, you know, all the contestants are completely butt-ass naked! They meet, go on dates in exotic locales, and hang out in a sexy Jungle Villa bachelor’s pad with beds aplenty to really get to know each other well. The idea is that if you let it all hang out right at the beginning, then everything’s out in the open right away and then two people can get to know each other with nothing to hide.

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The dates have included naked waterskiing (that could get dangerous!), naked ATV riding through the jungle (no better way to get to know someone than with their cock pressed against your sweating back), naked swimming, even naked massages with hot, steamy oils. The hot, nude contestants go on 3 dates with 3 different people, get to know one another—carnally and otherwise (in one episode, tantric sex is involved; sounds like a great date to us!)—to try and find true love. What a great idea; strip away your clothes, strip away the artifice!

Here at Niteflirt, we are always ready to strip down to get to know you more intimately. Want to go on a naked date? We’ll be waiting for you with nothing on but a smile. =)

 

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“August Blowout” Goodies Contest & Bonus Giveaways

Summer is in full swing and we can barely contain ourselves with all the sun, fun, sex, and excitement! At the beginning of the season, we kicked things off with a little “May Madness” — a contest that let us give a little something back to our community for doing iStock_000009106859MOST-SMALLsuch a great job of welcoming Goodies to the site. So we thought it would be appropriate to send the summer off with another contest! Say hello to your “August Blowout”!

This go-around you’ll have a bunch of ways to win some extra cash and also keep building up your Goodies.

August Blowout Contests
During August we’ll be tallying who sells the most Goodies again, but in a different way. Last time we determined our winners according to who made the most money on Goodies sales. This time we are going to focus on how many unique customers you sell Goodies to over a two week span. When a customer buys one of your Goodies (to qualify, Goody Bag must be priced over $1.99), the purchase will count in your overall tally. But repeat purchases by the same customer, even if he buys a different bag, won’t be counted again. This means you have to keep hustling and keep bringing in different customers for your best chance to win! We’ll be running two big contests this August as well, so stay motivated all month!

Aug 1st – Aug 15th        Aug 16th – Aug 31st
1st: $500                        1st: $500
2nd: $250                        2nd: $250
3rd: $100                        3rd: $100

These are just your first two opportunities to win some extra money though!

August Bonuses
You’ll have two shots at a $100 bonus this month, and you can earn both! No catch and no competition. If you sell over $1000 in Goodies during the first two weeks of the month, you’ll earn a $100 bonus. Then you’ll have the same opportunity over the last two weeks as well — sell over $1000 and earn another $100 bonus. Earn both and take away $200 in bonuses for August!

August Champion
In addition to the above opportunities, the Flirt who sells the most (in total dollar amount) will earn a special $300 bonus for each two week period in August! So if a Flirt sells the most during the first two weeks and then sells the most during the second two weeks again, that’s $600! A nice chunk of change to whoever can get out there and sell, sell, sell!

It’s been a great summer here at NiteFlirt and we hope you are having just as much fun as we are. Let’s send this warm season out with a bang and with an explosion of free cash!

Good luck!

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Disclaimer:
All Flirts providing services on NiteFlirt are eligible for the August Blowout, August Bonuses and August Champion promotions. All Flirts will automatically be entered unless they notify NiteFlirt that they do not want to participate. Each NiteFlirt account is considered it’s own entry, sales from accounts can not be combined.  Sales of Goodies that are found to be in violation of NiteFlirt’s policies, purchased by the seller, or otherwise deemed fraudulent by NiteFlirt in its sole discretion, will not be included in the final sales total.  August Blowout Contest is based on the total amount of individuals who purchase your Goodies, multiple buys from one customer will not count towards your total.  Only Goodies priced at $2.00 or more are eligible.  August Bonuses and August Champion are based on the total amount paid for your Goodies. Promotion runs from 12:00am UTC August 1, 2014 – 11:59pm UTC August 15, 2014 (phase 1) and 12:00am UTC August 16, 2014 – 11:59pm UTC August 31, 2014 (phase 2). Winners will be announced in the NiteFlirt Speaker’s Forums. Prize money will be credited to the winning NiteFlirt accounts within 14 days of the end of the promotion. 
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NEWS: “Fifty Shades of Grey” Trailer Premier

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_fiftyshadesFinally, the much anticipated trailer for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie aired today! We have been waiting (in our leather corsets and dominatrix boots) with bated breath to get a taste of the hot BDSM franchise, not out in theaters till Valentines Day 2015. The trailer starts innocently enough, with young girl-next-door, Anastasia Steele, going to interview sexy business magnate, Christian Grey. She seems nervous, later describing Grey to her roommate as “intimidating,” and visibly squirming in her seat when he turns the interview on her, saying “I’d like to know more about you.” Then things start to heat up when he pursues her in the elevator, pushing her arms up above her head and gripping her wrists as he backs her against the wall. Here’s where it starts to get racier: he warns her that he is not into “romance,” intriguingly explaining “my tastes are very singular. You wouldn’t understand.” She looks at him eagerly, says “enlighten me, then.” Cue the BDSM montage! Whips, chains, her wrists bound to a red leather bed as she cries out in blind-folded ecstasy.

Excited? Without giving away too much, we can only hope the movie goes into the more risque parts: spanking, belts, role play, binding sexual contracts. After watching all that naughty kink, we’re in the mood for a little dangerous action ourselves. Who’s got a hankering for some whips and leather? We got what you need right here…if you get on your knees and beg us.

 

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NEWS: The Grapefruit Blowjob; Sweeten your sex life

A few weeks ago, Youtube sexpert, Auntie Angel, uploaded a video explaining a new, mind-blowing technique for giving your lover the best head of his life: the grapefruit blowjob. She warned that this blowjob was so pleasurable and exciting, it can cause a heart-attack. Here were her instructions: best_phone_sex_niteflirt_grapefruit

1. Cut a hole in the center of the grapefruit about the size of his dick.
2. Blindfold him; preface with the disclaimer that he’s about to be taken to a new sexual dimension.
3. Suck his cock while using the grapefruit as you would normally use your hands, stroking it up and down his shaft while enjoying the sweet taste of the fruit in your mouth. Delicious!

Sound strange and possibly incredible? One journalist from Bustle had to give it a try. She followed Angel’s advice carefully, though opted to give her man the heads up (pun intended!) that she would be putting a grapefruit on his dick, in case there were any side effects or unpleasantness. The result: the grapefruit blowjob was a success for both giver and receiver! She explains that the reason the grapefruit works so well is because the fruit’s soft inside is like the natural texture of the pussy, so it’s like getting head and getting fucked all at the same time. The journalist says her boyfriend literally went hog-wild, bucking and kicking his legs in ecstasy as she slid the pussy-like grapefruit all around his cock, its juices getting everywhere.

What a genius way to add some kink to your usual fucking! Who’s got a hankering for something sweet? We got all you need right here.

 

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