There’s a R&B Song About When Sex Goes Horribly Wrong

imagesR&B songs always make sex sound, well, so sexy (not to mention also make you want to have sex immediately!). But let’s face it, sometimes sex doesn’t go the way it does in a R&B song. Comedian Nikki Glaser understands this, and so she teamed up with Omarion to write a song about sex that “Usher makes look so easy” but how, somehow, “something always goes wrong.”

A lot of these scenarios (which Nikki got from real dudes sharing their worst sex stories) might seem familiar: “Nuts on your chin, when my mom walks in.” Or what about when you “can’t find no lube in this hotel room” so you have to use shampoo: ”Got Johnson & Johnson all over my Johnson.” And the situations definitely aren’t pretty, like when your girl’s on her period—so you fuck her in the ass! We all know how it goes when you try to “make that pussy dry,” but just can’t “fuck like they do in a R&B song.”

Want to fuck like Usher? Ain’t nothing wrong with the situations you’ll find at NiteFlirt!

Check out the R&B song about when sex goes wrong here: http://jezebel.com/omarion-and-nikki-glaser-sing-about-what-happens-when-s-1782417942

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200 Guys Posted Their Dick Pics To Protest NSA Spying

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xA thread on Reddit called “DickPics4Freedom” set off a storm of dudes posting their sexiest sexts. The thread was started as a way to protest NSA spying, inspired by Edward Snowden. And now, there’s over 200 hot, x-rated dick pics of protest for your viewing pleasure (check them out below)!

“The ‘penis pic’ protest was inspired by John Oliver’s sit-down interview with Edward Snowden, who shed light on the U.S. government’s secret surveillance program which is definitely spying on your private pictures, including all the dick pics you’ve been sending to people,” reports the Gaily Grind. Snowden said, “You shouldn’t change your behavior because of a government agency somewhere that’s doing the wrong thing. If you sacrifice your values because you’re afraid, you don’t care about those values very much.” Snowden urging people not to refrain from sexting is what gave “DickPics4Freedom” the, er, balls to Free the Cock on the internet. Snowden’s whistle-blowing sure let the (cock) out of the bag!

Looking for some sexy viewing material yourself? We’ll show you ours if you show us yours!

Check out DickPics4Freedom here: http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/04/11/update-200-guys-have-now-posted-their-erect-penis-pics-online-to-protest-nsa-spying-nsfw/

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The Life of a Phone Sex Operator

Image Source: Flickr.com | Joe Loong [joelogon]

Image Source: Flickr.com | Joe Loong [joelogon]

Have you ever wondered what the life of a phone sex operator is like? Just like all professions, phone sex operators come in all shapes and sizes and from all walks of life! Our friends over at Priceconomics give us a glimpse into the lives of a few PSOs and how phone sex has made a positive impact on their lives.

Read the entire article here: http://priceonomics.com/the-life-of-a-phone-sex-operator/

 

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McDonald’s Pulls the Plug on Free Wi-Fi For Porn

5853402099_526621149f_oMcDonald’s is the latest chain to ensure customers aren’t enjoying a little something extra with their happy meals. If you want to watch “MILF Gives Best Blow Job EVER” while inside the golden arches, you’ll have to use your data plan. Yes, McDonald’s is now joining the movement to put porn filters on its free Wi-Fi.

McDonald’s, which has already started using these filters in the U.K., joins other popular chains like Panera Bread, Subway, and Chick-Fil-A in creating a porn-free environment. Although McDonald’s hasn’t had any complaints about customers watching porn, the chain wanted to jump on the “family-friendly” bandwagon being championed by organizations like Enough is Enough (EIE), which is dedicated to “making the internet safer for children and families.” Burger King hasn’t officially taken a side in the recent, hotly debated War Against Porn, but some customers maintain you can still get a side of XXX with your burger and fries: “This old fuck in Burger King is watching porn,” said one Twitter user. Denny’s proudly announced that it does not filter out adult content on its Wi-Fi, making their famous “Grand Slam” truly wonderful in more ways than one.

Looking for some unfiltered adult content yourself? What we’re serving up is way better than fast-food!

Check out more about McDonald’s porn filter here: http://www.dailydot.com/irl/porn-mcdonalds-wifi/

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Meet the Stripper Comedian Baring It All While Getting Laughs

iStock_000009106859MOST-SMALLWendy Weiss is a seasoned, beloved stripper in Portland, Oregon—who is also a comedian! While she admits “you definitely piss off a lot more people doing comedy than showing them your vagina,” she still boldly straddles being both a comedian and a stripper. Not only that, but by stripping and telling jokes, she’s changing the way female comics talk about sex.

She hosts a monthly show that has comics take off their clothes while trying to make people laugh. She explains that comedy got her through her early days of stripping, when she was such a bad dancer that she “would just plop down and tell jokes.” Now as a stripper comedian, she’s trying to normalize sex, and talk about it in a way that challenges stereotypes: “Sex is either portrayed as sad because they don’t have it, or women are sluts because they do,” Weiss says. “I’ll be like, ‘So I was having sex and this weird thing happened,’ or, ‘This lady said something super-racist at an orgy, isn’t that weird?’” Wendy Weiss really can do it all on a stage!

Looking for something to tickle your funny bone? We’ve got everything you need to make you smile here!

Check out more about Portland’s stripper comedian here: http://www.wweek.com/arts/comedy/2016/07/12/wendy-weiss-is-portlands-best-stripper-comedian/

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You Won’t Believe How Many Millennials Picked Food Over Sex

A surprising number of millennials reported being horn…gry—for food. While food and sex definitely don’t need to be mutually exclusive, when given the choice between one or the other, a surprising number of millennials went for the food. A report from ad agency Havas Worldwide asked 11,976 men and women over 18 years old in 37 countries which they prefer—food or sex—and a third of respondents choose chowing down over getting down.

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A shocking 35 percent said if they had to choose between “an excellent dinner at a restaurant” and sex, they’d choose the dinner. So, you may be wondering, why do they want dinner more than sex? In other words, is something fundamentally wrong with these millennials? Well, given that millennials have reported being too lazy to eat cereal because they don’t want to clean up afterwards, maybe they’re just really, really lazy. Or maybe their sex lives are so disappointing that a good steak is more appealing than some good lovin’. Either way, it seems millennials need to make sure they’re planning lots of pleasurable dinner dates to fill those lonely nights.

Want to have a pleasurable experience yourself? Come have a little dessert with us!

Check out more about millennials wanting food more than sex here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-surprising-amount-of-millennials-want-dinner-more-than-sex-study-says_us_57990143e4b0d3568f85996b

 

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These Places Are Really Into Redhead Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_japangirlWith porn, there’s a category for pretty much everything—and that includes fiery hardcore redheads! Pornhub just released data on which places really love to see gingers getting it on. And, as it turns out, the states that just can’t enough hot redhead action are Montana, Wyoming, and Alaska (with Texas, New Jersey, and Florida the least interested in ginger lovin’).

They also looked at which countries have a boner for redheads and, not surprisingly, Czech Republic, Ireland, and the UK were at the top of the list—places where redheads already happen to live. And apparently, men aged 18-24 and 45-54 are the ones who want to see redheads getting down the most. We mean, with those cute freckles, what’s not to love?

Looking for something fiery yourself? You don’t need Pornhub to find some hot action!

Check out more about Pornhub’s stats on the places that love redhead porn here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/psa-montana-and-wyoming-are-searching-for-the-most-redhead-p?utm_term=.glKek9grB7#.vhAv1rDwZW

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8 Crazy One-Night Stand Confessions

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_havingsexAt some point, you’ve probably had a less than stellar one-night stand. So these one-night stand confessions on Whisper will probably have you nodding your head (or cringing) sympathetically. Here are 8 crazy one-nighter confessions that will make you say WTF?

  1. I got caught faking an orgasm during a one-night stand. Totally killed the mood.”
    Sounds like “the mood” wasn’t all that great to begin with…
  2. One time I wet the bed after a very drunk one-night stand. Luckily, he thought it was a spilled beer.”
    Don’t drink and bone, people!
  3. I suddenly got my period during sex in a one-night stand yesterday. The guy thought I was a virgin, and he left my house in seconds.”
    Quickest one-nighter in history!
  4. I had a one-night stand with a girl one time…I got her pregnant.”
    Sounds like the plot of a rom-com. Wait, it is the plot of a rom-com!
  5. Woke up from a one-night stand. The girl was gone, and so was my pillow. Who does that?!”
    At least it wasn’t your TV?
  6. I once convinced a one-night stand that we didn’t have sex because I was mad he fell asleep during sex.”
    Sounds like some very drunken sex to us!
  7. I had a one-night stand with a guy that ripped my $120 shirt. In the morning before I left, I took a $100 out of his wallet.”
    So, was the plan to seduce him or rob him? Or both?
  8. On a one-night stand, I vomited into the guy’s bedside table while he slept, closed it, and pretended it didn’t happen.”
    That guy’s in for a big surprise the next time he reaches inside his night stand for lube!

Want to have some no-strings-attached fun? We can guarantee no regrets in the morning here!

Check out more cringe-worthy one-night stand confessions: https://www.buzzfeed.com/dayshavedewi/one-night-stand-stories-that-will-make-you-cringe?utm_term=.jnqONqmx4R#.orprG9zvpE

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Melania Trump’s Nude Girl-On-Girl Photos Revealed

melania trumpNY Post just showed us what the would-be first lady might look like—with a second lady beside her in bed! The magazine recently published racy, nude photos of Melania Trump during her days as a model, including a lesbian-themed shoot. The photo shows Melania Trump—then Melania K.—lying in bed with another nude woman who embraces her from behind, just below her fully exposed breasts. In another photo from the same girl-on-girl shoot, a model in a dominatrix black bustier and high heels raises a whip as if preparing to spank Melania, who recoils in a skin-tight long dress (see photos below).

“I always loved women together, because I have been with a lot of women who desired the ménage à trois,” said Jarl Ale de Basseville, the French fashion photographer who snapped the pictures. The French photographer also took several other nude pictures of Melania where, in one of them, she appears fully nude with only her hand covering her pussy. Donald Trump commented that his wife was a successful European model, and that nude shoots are totally common there. Ménage à Trump, anyone?

Looking for something a little racy? We have all the hot girl-on-girl action you’d ever want here!

Check out Melania Trump’s nude photos: http://nypost.com/2016/08/01/melania-trumps-girl-on-girl-photos-from-racy-shoot-revealed/

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Your Guide To the Best Porn on Reddit

redditWho doesn’t love internet porn? It’s what the internet was invented for, right? While everyone knows about the big porn sites, did you know that Reddit is ripe with some of the best porn out there? “The best porn subreddits combine sex appeal with niche fetishes, celebrate body positivity, and even delve into the surreal,” reports the Daily Dot. Here’s a list of the strange and exciting world of porn on Reddit.

  1. r/CumAsYouAre
    This subreddit is all about celebrating diverse body types. Housewives, MILFS, curvy and older porn stars are plentiful, along with a lot of amateur porn.
  2. r/NSFW_GIF and r/PornInFifteenSeconds
    Don’t have a lot of time on your hands to get the job the done? This subreddit is the place for you: it condenses porn into 15-second-money-shots. Boom!
  3. r/carsfuckingdragons and r/dragonsfuckingcars
    Yes, there is even a subreddit for “hot car-on-dragon, dragon-on-car action.”
  4. r/braww
    “r/braww takes a look at the two things we can all agree are the best parts of the web: kitties and titties.” Yup, pretty much!
  5. r/PokémonGoNSFW
    You guessed it—a subreddit dedicated to screenshots of naked men and women next to Pokémon. Definitely makes you want to catch ’em all!
  6. r/uncommonposes
    This subreddit celebrates how the body contorts and stretches into various poses. It offers “an unbridled bevy of photos and poses from the yoga zen of a nude scorpion pose to the BDSM glory of shibari.”
  7. r/beachgirls
    This one features all the hot action you could ever want—on the beach. Bikinis, boobs, booties—as Daily Dotsays, “Who knew jacking it could feel like such a vacation?”

Looking for some weird and wonderful erotic material? NiteFlirt has all the live variety you’re looking for!

Check out more of the best porn on Reddit here: http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/best-porn-subreddits/

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