‘Tattoo Fixers’ Shows How Many Men Get—and Regret—Dick Tattoos

tattoobodyA man from England thought it would be a good idea to get a cute tattoo of an elephant—on his dick! “He let his friend ink a crude tattoo of the large beast around his crotch with his penis serving as the trunk,” reported the Huffington Post. But immediately after it was finished, the man started regretting it (see images below).

“It’s just a mess,” he said on a recent episode of the British show “Tattoo Fixers.” “It looks like it’s been drawn on with a [pen].” Turns out, the man had a few too many drinks before letting his friend break out the tattoo gun. The poor “Elephant-Man” is sadly not the only man to get a dick tattoo he soon regretted. “A man recently made headlines by having vacuum cleaner etched on his willie, with his shaft serving as the hose,” said the Huffington Post. The lesson here, guys: maybe spend a little time imagining what your dick will look like tattooed before pulling the (tattoo gun) trigger.

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Check out more about the guy who got an elephant tattoo on his cock here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/look-tattoo-of-elephant-on-guys-penis-makes-his-junk-the-trunk_us_569e66d8e4b04c8137617f28

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“NiteFlirt Plays Cupid” Twitter Contest

We all know a few people who aren’t Valentine’s Day fans. But maybe that’s just because they need a little poke from Cupid’s arrow! And who better to play Cupid than the Niteflirt community? So we are running our “NiteFlirt Plays Cupid” Twitter Contest to help the twitterverse get in the mood!

#NFPlaysCupid

To participate, just tweet your Valentine’s Day plans along with your Member Name and the hashtag #NFplaysCupid. You’ll be entered into our contest to win 100 NiteFlirt Dollars!

Every tweet and retweet will count as an entry so be sure to get your followers’ support. And why not show us what your plans are while you’re at it? Include a photo in your tweet for an extra entry!

We’ll randomly select a winner from all entries that are made before 11:59 p.m. (PST) on February 15, and we’ll announce the winner on February 19. The winner will receive a 100 NiteFlirt Dollars credit to their NiteFlirt account.

Don’t be shy! Send us a little Valentine’s inspiration!

Disclaimer:
All NiteFlirt members are eligible for the “NiteFlirt Plays Cupid” Twitter Contest. Each tweet and retweet with the hashtag #NFplaysCupid is considered an entry for the Member Name mentioned in the tweet. Tweets and retweets that contain a photo will receive an additional entry. The winner will be drawn at random from all entries received before 11:59 p.m. (PST), February 15, 2016. Prize money, in NiteFlirt Dollars, will be credited to the winning NiteFlirt account within 14 days of the promotion. Active NiteFlirt Flirts can be paid out the NiteFlirt Dollars with their earnings, all other members must use the prize money on NiteFlirt. NiteFlirt considers any Flirt who has earned money on NiteFlirt in the last 30 days as active. Winners will be announced via the @NiteFlirt twitter account on February 19, 2016.

 

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The Newest Thing in Porn: Egg Videos

sexy_eggsWhat is it about the runny yolk of an egg that is just so undeniably sexual? While you’ve definitely heard of food porn before, these porn-egg videos making the rounds on the internet will make you never look at an egg the same way again. Here are the highlights of the best egg videos that are really just porn (check out the strangely erotic videos below).

  1. Breaking open an over-easy egg is more sexual than sex
    Fork caresses and hits yolk’s spot; yolk’s golden juices run all down the plate. X-rated yolk porn!
  2. Just witness the way the yolk spreads itself open to coat the lobster beneath it
    Things are getting steamy at brunch with this eggs benedict!
  3. Watch in slow motion as this egg leaks its warm yellow juices
    Hypnotic and erotic!
  4. Try to contain yourself as this slice of baguette penetrates a cradled soft-baked egg in a jar
    Um, I think we just went soft—in our pants!
  5. Kimichi fried rice is begging for it
    The explosion of pleasure is too much to take!
  6. Gravy and fries has never been more ready
    Watch that runny yolk slowly drip out all over those messy, greasy fries! Oh baby!
  7. Even vegetables can’t deny the allure of a sensual, soft egg
    Break open that egg and let it run down all those naughty veggies!
  8. And the way the yolk coats your finger as you pierce it will make you blush
    Mmm, finger lickin’ good!

Looking for a sensual experience? We can make you blush with pleasure here!

Check out x-rated egg videos here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/maritsapatrinos/actual-porn#.wmy0Oq6VRA

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Oh Joy Sex Toy’s Illustrated, X-Rated Review of the Eva Vibe

evaYou might remember the Eva Vibe. It’s the first ever vibrator that fits snugly between your labia for hands-free solo or couple’s sex. It is adorable, looks like a little pussy beetle, and now, for the first time, has been reviewed! Oh Joy Sex Toy gives you the ins and outs of the Eva in a helpful, graphic comic (check it out below).

While the Eva looks like a cute little lapel pin for your labia, it doesn’t seem like it’d be all that comfortable. The illustrator/reviewer found upon trying out the Eva that it was surprisingly comfortable—which turned out to be not such a great thing. While it’s unobtrusive, “it’s so inconspicuous as to be ineffective on my bits,” she said. Unfortunately, all those good vibrations hit directly above the clit, so you need to push it down with your finger to get the good stuff, thus defeating the purpose of it being “hands-free.” She also had issues with it staying in place. If you’re getting pounded, there’s a good chance for most women that Eva will fly out of your pussy: “This little whirligig kept leaping for freedom any time I moved,” she said. The verdict: Eva’s got loads of potential, but for now, it just doesn’t hit the right spots.

Looking for some good times yourself? We can hit all the right spots here!

Check out the x-rated webcomic for Eva the hands-free vibrator here: https://bitchmedia.org/article/oh-joy-sex-toy-eva-vibe

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The Most Graphic Adult Coloring Book For Gay Men

Texas-based artist and illustrator Nathan Rapport wanted to create an X-rated coloring book to help gay men consider their relationship with casual sex. It’s called “Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me,” and it was brought to life as a way for the artist to reflect on his promiscuity after a painful breakup. “I knew the concept was very universal, and not specific to queer people, though I was presenting my own personal, very queer experience and perspective,” Rapport told The Huffington Post.

The book presents a variety of ménage à trois scenarios that come out of the artist’s real life experiences with gay group sex. In one image, one guy gets fucked doggy style while giving another guy a blowjob. In another, one guy gets a blowjob as five other guys watch and engage in some ass play. The images all incorporate song lyrics about relationships as a way to juxtapose the erotic images with a heavier, more emotional context. “This was always much more than simply a dirty coloring book with a bunch of naked guys. The imagery is very graphic, yes, but I felt it needed to be, as the lyrical imagery is so potent with raw emotion and they needed to balance and compliment each other in a way that made sense.” So far, the book has really caught on with the gay community who are looking for a fun way to process how casual sex can be used to heal from heartbreak.

Looking for some hot experiences yourself? We are all about causal and fun times here!

Check out more about the coloring book for gay men here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-is-the-most-nsfw-coloring-book-weve-ever-seen-and-its-brilliant_5697df5fe4b0b4eb759d876f

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Twitter’s Hilarious, Erotic Fanfiction about the Militia Standoff

You may have read about the armed militia in rural Oregon taking over a wildlife refuge in protest of the government. And maybe you’ve even thought about the parallels between the militant outdoorsmen and the rugged gay cowboys in Brokeback Mountain. Well, now the Decemberists’ frontman and native Oregonian Colin Meloy has officially ignited the internet’s imagination with his erotic gay fanfiction about the standoff on Twitter. Here are the gems.

 

 

 

Wow. Glad to hear the rebels are staying warm during those cold, lonely nights in the Oregon wilderness the sexy way! Have a hankering for something other than snacks yourself? You can cozy up beside our soft flannels right here!

Check out more erotic fanfiction about the militia standoff here: http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2016/01/06/decembrists-frontman-colin-meloy-tweeted-erotic-fanfiction-about-the-militia-standoff-and-its-awesome

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Food Truck Sells Sex Toys Along with Food

You’ve heard of a happy meal, but one food truck entrepreneur has thought of the ultimate after-meal treat for his adult clients. Along with selling hotdogs, chips, and soda, the Indiana food truck is generating lots of buzz for also selling sex toys! Kwan Dixon, who owns and operates Pop’s Popcorn and Koosier Daddy’s Food Cart, is keeping business lively because he knows one very important rule: “sex sells.”

“Is sex selling in Evansville? Yeah! More peace. More kids. More peace. It will settle everybody down,” said Dixon. So far, just as Dixon predicted, sex toy sales have boosted food sales as well: “You got to have something afterwards,” he explained. Unfortunately, not everyone in the small Indiana town is pleased by Dixon’s business model, and recently the food truck was shut down because Dixon did not declare that he’d be selling sex toys as well as food. But Dixon isn’t fazed—he knows all publicity is good publicity, and he fully intends to keep putting the “buzz in your life.”

Looking for something to spice things up? We can put the buzz in your life right here!

Check out more about the food truck that peddles sex toys here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/business-genius-gets-town-buzzing-by-selling-sex-toys-at-his-food-truck_us_56991c47e4b0778f46f90e33

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9 Facts About Lube Everyone Should Know

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexhoursLube: everyone uses it. Or if they don’t, they really should. Lube is an essential ingredient to a wet, pleasurable sexual experience for all parties involved. But not all lube is created equal. Here are 9 facts everyone should know.

  1. Water-based lubes are the most common type of lube
    While these are the most popular, probably because they wash off easily, they also dry out quickly, which means you need to reapply during longer fuck-fests.
  2. Silicone-based lubes last longer than water-based
    They also are great in the shower since they don’t blend with water.
  3. Silicone-based lube should not be used with silicone sex toys
    The material in the lube will break down the material in sex toys, which could let bacteria in.
  4. Silicone-based can be hard to remove
    Buyer beware…
  5. Oil-based lubes breaks down the latex in condoms
    That’s why they should mainly be used for handjobs, unprotected sex, and sexual activities requiring, um, bigger equipment, like fisting.
  6. Lube has an expiration date
    Note: once you open it, you should use it within a year.
  7. Keep lube at room temperature and with the bottle closed
    So maybe don’t put it in the fridge?
  8. A well lubricated cock enhances pleasure for both the man and the woman
    Amen to that!
  9. It also helps sex last longer
    And it can help men sustain an erection, especially for those with sexual dysfunction problems.

Want to have a slippery, pleasurable experience? We’ve got just what you need right here!

Check out more facts about lube everyone should know here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/lube-it-up-lube-it-up#.sr9wxoVBan

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Sex Worker of the Year Helps Man With Bionic Penis Lose His Virginity

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_robotMohammed Abad is a virgin, not because of a lack of willingness or an inability to chat up women, but because he tragically lost his penis in a car accident at the age of six. Recently, at 37-years-old, and after 118 procedures, Abad once again has a dick—an 8-inch bionic one! So now, of course, the man cannot wait to try out, for the first time ever, his impressive new member.

Charlotte Rose, Britain’s Sex Worker of the Year 2013, eagerly volunteered her services for free. “Of all the people he could have done this with, he’s chosen me,” she told The Daily Beast. “It’s an absolute delight.” As an escort, and sexual trainer, Rose specializes in working with older clients and those with disabilities. Rose doesn’t make as much money as other high-end call girls, but she finds the work incredibly fulfilling. The experience with Abad will be her first with a bionic penis, and she couldn’t be more thrilled: “I’ve not seen it yet, but I’m really, really excited and really, really honored.”

Want to have a really, really exciting experience yourself? We can make you feel like it’s the first time here!

Check out more about the man with the bionic penis losing his virginity: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/12/my-night-with-the-world-s-first-bionic-penis.html

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Class is in Session at ‘Porn University’

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmItalian porn legend Rocco Siffredi, aka “Italian Stallion,” is starting an academy that many eager students would be thrilled to attend: “Porn University.” He wants to teach aspiring adult film stars the tricks of the trade, and since porn is such a lucrative industry (worth billions), going to school to learn the ins and outs of adult entertainment isn’t such a far-fetched idea. Siffredi, ever the entrepreneur, will document his training classes on an Italian reality show called “Universita del Porno.”

Siffredi is aptly calling his academy “Siffredi Hard Academy.” There, he’ll instruct a group of 21 amateurs on various techniques and tactics to help them score big on the x-rated screen. The veteran porn star hand-picked his students out of thousands of applicants, and he’ll be leading the select classes himself over a 2 week period. “During the crash course, they will learn how to be comfortable in front of the camera and learn different strategies to improve their on-screen performances,” NY Daily News reports. Siffredi told the Italian media that all the sessions will be unscripted and will strive to make the learning process as authentic as possible. Bravo!

Looking to have some authentic and unscripted experiences yourself? We know a thing or two about sexy techniques here!

Check out more about Porn University here: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/porn-university-opens-aspiring-adult-film-performers-article-1.2387263

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