NEWS: Naked Satan Statue Shocks City

A prankster in Vancouver gave the city quite an eyeful with their giant, naked satan statue. The anatomically correct statue was erected (see what we did there?) in the exact location where a Christopher Columbus statue once stood, right off the sky train line, for all the city to see. The statue is bright red, flashing a satan/rock & roll sign, with a rock-hard, fully erect 10 inch cock—also bright red!

The devil statue has become a popular attraction for thousands of amused gawkers. But the city of Vancouver didn’t find the prank so funny (or titillating). City officials quickly tore the statue down, without quite knowing how to handle it without coming into contact with satan’s enormous raging hard-on. Check out the hilarious video below to see the awkward city worker trying not to grab the Dark Prince’s giant package.

All hail the Lord of the Underworld’s massive red dick! Want to get into some naughty, devilish fun? We love to be bad!

 

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NEWS: Hands-Free Masturbator at Chinese Hospitals

The Chinese have ushered us into the future again with their newest invention: a hands-free sex machine that jerks off sperm donors. They’re called Automatic Sperm Extractors, and they’re the latest technology at Chinese hospitals. The futuristic, pink, gray and white sex robot has a massage pump which can be adjusted according to height (and, we’d guess, width). Amazing!

Here’s how it works: dudes slip their cock inside the bright pink tube, which literally jerks them off. That’s it! The tube pumps like a hand (or a pussy) stroking a dick up and down. Then viola! Automatic cum. It eliminates the need for sticky, used Playboys and Hustlers and even the use of one’s hands! How efficient!

A sex machine in a hospital proves that the future is now! But we know that no technology could ever replace the amazing pleasure of a human touch. What we offer can’t be found in any Chinese hospitals.

 

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NEWS: The Love Hotel in the City of Love

A new concept hotel in Paris is all the rage for horny couples looking to spice up their sex lives. For 25 Euros, you can rent a fetish room by the hour for an erotic fantasy fuck session. The rooms have various themes, such as Pirates, Hawaii, Donjons, Captain Cabin, and Bollywood Kama Sutra. There is even a boutique that offers various sex toys, x-rated films, and naughty accessories for some extra spice. Ooh la la!

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The rooms are meant to offer couples who are in the mood a sexy retreat for a hot quickie. Each scandalous room has huge flat screens for viewing porn, plus condoms and lube, and extras like co-ed saunas, erotic shows, and massages can be purchased as well. In the city known for inventing love, the hotel is meant to be a fun, hot destination for lovers who want to switch it up, or an affordable way for couples to have a rendezvous. Although this hotel is the first of its kind in Paris, Tokyo has offered this for a long time, with over 6,000 hotels.

Romance lives in the city of love! Who wants to recreate this naughty love castle? We love role-play and spicy sex!

 

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NEWS: Sex Myths About Women Debunked, Part I

There are so so many old-school myths about the sexual lives and libidos of “the fairer sex”—women aren’t as horny as men; women are better at monogamy. These are just a few, and in fact, there are so many we’re just going to debunk 3 (for now). Here are some of the oldest, falsest myths about women and sex:

  1. NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_British PaigeWomen are better suited for monogamyThis one’s been around for ages, but it’s been proven false by a number of sources and studies. To name one, a German study from 2006 that surveyed 2,500 couples found that women actually struggle more in monogamous relationships because they become sexually bored sooner than men. In fact, an additional Canadian study from 2012 showed that women’s sexual desire decreases in a monogamous relationship over time, while men’s stays the same. Just goes to show that monogamy’s not easy for anyone. This is why we should all keep it spicy and fun!
  2. Women aren’t as horny as menMen have always been painted as the lustier, sexually insatiable sex (gotta spread the seed around, or something like that). But this is 100% false. According to sexual science research, women are more “fluid” in their sexual attractions and possibly even more biologically programmed to seek sex with many different partners (which makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint). So, it’s really just society telling women to be tame sexually more than anything else. We say to that: Viva la women’s sexual revolution! No slut-shaming here!
  3. Women aren’t as visually stimulated as menFalse, false, false. This one brings to mind the myth that women don’t watch or enjoy porn. The fact is, women might actually be more turned on by visual stimuli than men. At a study at Queen’s University, women responded physically to a wider range of erotic imagery. Any of us here at Niteflirt can attest to that 100%!

So there you have it: women love to fuck, to fuck often and with many partners, and to watch others fuck! We here at Niteflirt are all about being sexually-positive, and owning our sexuality. Want to debunk some old sex myths with us? We’re ready and eager to get started!

 

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NEWS: Why Do Dudes Get Morning Wood?

About half of guys worldwide get woken up on a regular basis with a giant boner, aka, morning glory. But what’s up with that? Are guys just biologically wired to want to get it on first thing in the morning? Here are some possible explanations:

Morning glories start in utero (in the womb) and continue all throughout a dude’s life. As an aside, women also get aroused during sleep (this is called clitoral erections), and can even cum, along with many other mammals. No one really knows why this happens. Maybe it has to do with REM sleep, when the part of the brain responsible for controlling your sex drive also goes to sleep. There could also be an increase of blood flow to the cock during this time in the sleep cycle that causes dudes to get giant hard-ons. But the most likely reason is probably that all those stiffies while you sleep is your body’s way of making sure the cock is working as it should.

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Isn’t it comforting to know that your cock is looking out for you? We know another way to keep your dick fit and healthy that doesn’t involve sleeping! Let us take care of that morning glory for you.

 

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Get to Know “Goddess Lycia”…

With “Goddess Lycia

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_goddesslycia3What is your favorite part of being a phone mistress?
My favorite part of being a phone Mistress of my magnitude is that, on any given day, there are hundreds of men passionately lusting for me in desperate submission. I enjoy knowing that their purple, poofy-headed penises are pointed in MY direction, which is always UP, above them. I enjoy the phenomenon of horny boyz curiously stumbling toward my magnetic allure, then falling deeply into the depravity I condition them to crave with a need stronger than thirst.

I like that whenever my submissives are permitted to orgasm, they immediately fall more irrevocably under my control, becoming more achingly enslaved to me in all ways. I love to humiliate them, and how much they make me laugh with their eager performances. I love to tease and deny them, edging their horny penises over and over again, hearing them beg me for permission to release, and then bringing them close to tears when I still deny them. I love building them up, and then breaking them down. Making them fall in love with me, and reminding them they can never have me. Crushing their hearts over and over again, while addicting them to the point that they will never stop needing more. More of my attention, more of my control, more of my manipulation, rewiring, reprogramming, conditioning, brainwashing, entrancing. More of my velvet voice, which is so sweet and yet says the most cruel things. Turning their typically mundane worlds inside out, bringing them excitement and passion, pain and euphoria. Giving them feelings they never knew they could feel, and then hearing them praise me; showing their gratitude again and again through their continuing service. 

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With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
My favorite part of sex is most definitely the connection. Every set of people in the world has some kind of connection with each other. There’s some sort of dynamic, and a relationship forms around that dynamic, which can change and transform as time passes. My favorite part of life, in general, are the connections I make that are deep and meaningful; when it seems that I have met an individual for a reason, and that the time we spend together is helping us each in our personal growth. For sexual relations, we look for someone we feel a connection with. Maybe we feel physically attracted, or maybe emotionally or mentally; perhaps we feel some sort of spiritual connection, or any combination of those possibilities.

I know that when a submissive chooses to call me for a session, he senses we will have a connection, or he wouldn’t call me at my rate, which is usually set to $4.99 per minute. The submissive who passes up hundreds of other Mistresses and comes to me should already know from viewing my wide array of free content on the web that we will have a connection. And the fact that my first-time callers almost always become regulars, who call to session with me again and again, just reinforces the fact that the connection we have is legitimate. And it is very enjoyable for me to experience the growth and transformation of our connection, to see our dynamic shift and flourish with time. 

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
Well, because I am never quite sure when the phone is going to ring, I basically set up my whole day or evening in a way that is most conducive to providing and enjoying exceptionally impassioned Femdom phone sessions. For one, I always have music playing. Music lifts my mood and inspires me, and so I always have it on if I am not in a call or recording. I also dress in lingerie when I am taking calls, because I have a huge collection (bought for me from slaves over the years), and because I just feel extra sexy wearing it. I love the way lingerie looks on my curvy body, but most importantly is the way all of those sensuous fabrics feel gliding against my skin whenever I move.

Another thing I do is apply some of my favorite perfume or scented oil. It still strikes me as a bit funny that I do that, even when I know I won’t be seeing anyone for the rest of the day or evening. I mean, I am the only one who will be smelling myself *giggles*. But fragrance, like sound, can have a very positive effect on my mood. The fragrances I enjoy most have a very seductive allure to them, which enhances my own state of arousal, and thus the quality of my sessions.

Also, in between calls, I am generally either working on something erotic or keeping entertained by something erotic. Whether I am writing a new Femdom erotic hypnosis script, or enjoying fetish photos on tumblr, I keep my mind in the right zone, so that when the phone does ring, I am quite ready to have some fun. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_goddesslycia2

Is there any kind of specific fetish sex that you yourself enjoy? 
There are many types of fetish sex I enjoy. In fact, all of the fetishes I specialize in online are things I actually enjoy, which is one of the reasons I am successful. I always say, though, that if I had to choose just one D/s activity to engage in for the rest of my life, it would be tease and denial, or more specifically, “edging.” Edging means bringing someone to the brink of orgasm over and over again, without allowing release. Of course, release might eventually be permitted, but the process of sex is longer and more passionate when edging is involved. For me, neither sex or BDSM is about reaching an orgasm; they aren’t a means to an end. It’s all about the manifestation, manipulation, and exchange of energy during any intimate activity that intrigues and excites me. I love the sense of power I feel when I am in control over a man’s orgasm, and the emotions he goes through as I tease and deny him. I also love the body movements, facial expressions, and vocalizations made by a partner in bed during an intimate edging session. I guess “intimate” is the key word, here.

There is a deep degree of intimacy in BDSM play, and edging just happens to be one of my favorite methods; it’s just my style. Aside from tease and denial/edging, another favorite bedroom activity is bondage. Bondage has been such a common staple in my sex life over the years, that I often forget to list it as a favorite erotic activity. It’s almost as if bondage, in some form or another, is always just “part of it.” But there are absolutely varying forms and degrees of bondage that I’ve experimented with, and it can really be a very intense and intimate (there’s that word again) experience.

What erotic fantasy or phone domination would you like enacted on YOU?
I’ve been fortunate in that most of my fantasies have already become realities; I’ve been on-and-off a member of my local kink scenes ever since I was of age, and have often had very open-minded (if not equally kinky) partners. A fantasy I’ve had for a long time, in which I would actually be “enacting” upon others goes as follows: I am in charge of a large room in a building where I have somewhere between ten to twenty slaves who are naked and in bondage. I am dressed leather, wearing a corset that emphasizes my hourglass figure a great deal, and shoes with very high heels. I go around to each slave, teasing him, making him very horny and desperate to cum.

I know the fetishes and weaknesses of each slave, and use my knowledge to make them as horny, submissive, and obedient as possible. When I am working on a particular slave, the others are being brainwashed by my audio and video recordings. I go around to each boy, and basically just make him suffer in his dire need to ejaculate, but I end up denying him, which just makes him love me more. After I make three to five rounds, all the slaves are either in tears or close to being in tears. That is when I lock them up in their chastity devices and free them from their bondage just enough so that they can serve me and my friends at a party for the rest of the evening.  

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NEWS: Sacred Mayan Sex Positions—Hammock Style!

The ancient Mayans were a creative and innovative people. Who knew this was true whenit came to their sex positions! These hot Mayan hammock sex positions will make you want to go right out and buy a hammock (and put your old Kama Sutra book back on the shelf for a while). Here are some favorites:

  1. The jaguar positionThe guy gets comfortable lying on his back while his lady straddles his dick, her ass facing him in reverse cowgirl, as he plays with her asshole. This is bound to make her purr like a jaguar!
  2. The dog positionThis is basically 69 in a hammock—sounds fun!
  3. The vulture positionbest_phone_sex_niteflirt_mayan_hammockThe guy sits up-right while his lady lies on her back in the opposite end of the hammock, legs tucked up to his chest as he fucks her, using the hammock to aid in the natural rocking motion.
  4. The wind positionDude lies under the hammock while his lady straddles his face, holding on to the hammock for support. Sexy and windswept!
  5. The lizard positionNow the dude lies back comfortably in the hammock while his lady gets down on her knees to give him head. I guess that’s why hammocks are so relaxing?
  6. The serpent positionThis one looks a little tricky—it’s pretty much like scissoring in a hammock. Those Mayans sure were advanced!
  7. The rabbit positionHere both partners stand up while fucking, holding on to the hammock and each other for support. As the Mayans said: “Be fruitful and multiple like rabbits!”
  8. The water positionThis one is a bit like the wind position, except the lady spreads her legs wide as a valley so her man, crouched down very low in front of her, can “drink” her pussy. Those mayans sure know how to appreciate the beauty of nature!

How cool that they were the first inventors of the sex swing! Who wants to connect with this ancient civilization by trying out their sex positions? Those kinky Mayans really put us in the mood for some swinging action!

 

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NEWS: Celebrating 60 years in Playboy: The Most Iconic Covers

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_playboy_coverIn December 1953, Hugh Hefner released the first issue of Playboy. It featured the infamous Marilyn Monroe, and not surprisingly, the issue quickly sold out. Playboy went on to become the iconic magazine it is today, and to celebrate its 60th anniversary, the Daily Beast compiled 35 of the sexiest covers in the magazine’s history. Here are some of highlights:

  1. April 1969: Lorna HopperOne of the top-selling issues of all time features Hopper, the sexy girl-next-door type, wearing nothing but a tie and a flirtatious smile. At the time, the photo was considered subversive because it challenged traditional gender roles. Right on!
  2. July 1970: Joan BaezThe unparalleled folk singer bared all in this racy issue. On the cover, she’s submerged in water, mermaid-blue, and covering just the tops of her perfectly buoyant breasts!
  3. October 1971: Darine SternShe was the first African American to grace the cover: fully nude, sporting a big afro, luscious legs dangling from a Playboy bunny chair.
  4. September 1979: Women of the Ivy LeagueThis controversial cover featured several young women from Ivy league schools posing in a faux college newspaper shot.
  5. March 1980: Bo DerekFollowing her infamous film 10, the sultry Bo Derek graced this issue in a fringe bikini (and very hard nipples). Obviously, it was a top-seller.
  6. October 1989: Pamela AndersonTwo months after she appeared on a jumbotron in a tight-fitting t-shirt at a Canadian baseball game, Pamela Anderson was on the cover of Playboy. Thus began a long and fruitful career as one of the magazine’s most popular nude models.
  7. June 1993: Anna Nicole Smith best_phone_sex_niteflirt_playboy_covers_2She appeared for the first time in this issue, looking very Marilyn Monroe-esque in a sexy black and white spread. She was then named playmate of the year, and landed a modeling contract with Guess?, and multiple movie roles.
  8. April 2003: Carmen ElectraShe’s one of the most prominently featured women in Playboy history. She has many covers before this one, but her nude rocker photo here is one of her best—and sexiest.

Happy anniversary, Playboy! Let’s celebrate all those sexy, naked women together—by getting naked together!

 

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NEWS: Porn Sound Guy: Erotic Rhythms of Daily Life

Grant Meyers works as a foley artist—the person who does ambient sound in films—for porn. He loves what he does, and is passionate about capturing erotic sounds to enhance the hot, x-rated scenes in adult films. He is also a parody, and a hilarious one at that. Here’s some of the highlights of the porn sound guy trying to replicate sex noises in daily life (check out the video below):

  1. Porn sound guy at the park, capturing the squeaking and grunting sounds of a hard-bodied dude doing pull-ups (think bed-springs bouncing and vigorous thrusting).
  2. Squeezing globs of aloe-vera into a tupperware—we’ll let you decide what that sounds like.
  3. Wiggling a giant banana back-and-forth into a bowl of jello (surprisingly life-like! Perhaps like a wet pussy getting finger-fucked).
  4. Slapping a giant slab of baby back ribs with the side of a hammer (it really does sound like skin slapping)
  5. Flicking a few slices of deli meat together (no joke; it sounds like a tongue fucking/licking a pussy)
  6. Quickly pulling and slapping a rubber balloon (again, sounds like skin slapping).
  7. Hitting the palm of his hand on the end of a plunger (seriously sounds like hard-core deep fucking).

To quote porn sound guy: “I like to think I’m the one doing the touching. The sound is the vibration, and that’s contact from one person to another.” True enough!

Even though this hilarious video’s a fake, all that slapping and grunting put us in the mood for the real thing. We have the best sex-sounds right here!

 

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‘Flirt of the Day’ Program on Twitter

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_attentionAttention Flirts!

If you’d like to be considered for our ‘Flirt of the Day’ on social media please let us know by filling out Customer Support form and provide us with your twitter handle (don’t forget to mention you would like to be considered for Flirt of the Day).

Please be aware that we do have criteria for consideration for our ‘Flirt of the Day’ program:

  • You must have Goodies, as they are the current focus of our marketing department.

  • We will post a photo of you on Twitter when you are the Flirt of the day. You should have at least one photo of you on your listings or as your Goodies Thumbnail. Having multiple is a big plus!

  • Being active on Twitter is also a big plus, but not a requirement. If you are compliant with our social media policies we will mention your Twitter handle in our tweet.

  • Finally, you must be in good standing with our Play Fair department.

We’d love to feature everyone over time so please don’t be shy and throw your hat into the ring!

Also, if you’re not already, be sure to follow us on Twitter!

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