Porn Stars Bash Ted Cruz In New Funny Or Die Clip

cruzYou might think porn stars love the publicity after Ted Cruz was caught “liking” a porn video, but you’d be wrong. In Funny or Die’s latest clip, x-rated actresses literally bare all in bashing the conservative politician. According to these adult entertainers, porn should be for all adults—except Ted Cruz (watch the hilarious video below).

“We don’t want our films anywhere near Ted Cruz…because he’s too gross,” explains a porn star. They go on to explain that they’ve experienced plenty of gross things in porn—“I’ve been peed in my butt and in my pussy…I’ve snorted cum,” for example—but “Ted Cruz is grosser than all of that combined.” In short, they urge Ted Cruz to stop watching porn: “I can feel your tiny beady eyes staring at me and it gives my soul diarrhea.”

Looking for some good x-rated fun? Our adult entertainment is for everyone here at NiteFlirt—unless you’re Ted Cruz.

Check out the Funny or Die clip: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/porn-stars-hate-ted-cruz-twitter_us_59ba9ea0e4b02da0e13fd0f5

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