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Man Hospitalized With ‘3-Day Erection’ After Taking Bull Sex Stimulant

A man didn’t want any bull when it came to fucking—unfortunately, that meant he had an erection that lasted three days. He was hospitalized in Mexico after taking a sexual stimulant “used for breeding bulls.” Sources report that the man … Continue reading

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‘Hung Night’ Is Speed Dating For Men With Big Dicks

Hung Night is speed dating that targets a very specific demographic: men with big dicks and the women who love them! “Size matters” at this event for well-endowed men—where the minimum cock size is 7 inches. “I think women come … Continue reading

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This Dominatrix Gets Off On Putting Men’s Dicks Under Lock and Key

Penis cages are all the rage in the BDSM community, according to bondage professional Elise Graves. She really gets off on using various devices for restricting a man’s junk—from medieval-inspired chastity belts to modern penis cages that can only be … Continue reading

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Biohacker Injects Himself With Stem Cells To Get A Bigger Dick

It seems some men will do anything to improve their manhood. This includes biohackers, or people who are not content to wait for medical procedures to be approved for safety and made available to the public. Biohacker Ben Greenfield wanted … Continue reading

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The Top Nicknames Men Call Their Cocks

While Mini Me might bring to mind the lovable character from Austin Powers, the name has more recently been used by men as a popular nickname—for their dick. A survey conducted by Lovehoney polled 660 men to find out their … Continue reading

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There’s Now An App To Track Your Boners

Morning Glory is the latest daily fitness tracker—except instead of logging your steps, it tracks your boners. Each morning, users are asked the same pressing question: “Did you wake up with morning wood?” While the app seems silly—in fact, the … Continue reading

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Man With 1.5-Foot-Long Dick Claims Work Is Hard To Come By

A man with a 1.5-foot-long cock has registered for disabilities because his member is preventing him from penetrating the job market. He says it’s impossible to keep a job since he can’t kneel, or even wear a uniform. The man … Continue reading

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Navy Pilots Draw a Giant Penis In The Sky

Look up in the sky—it’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…giant cock?! Some naval pilots recently took to the skies above Washington state’s Okanogan County to practice sky writing…a giant aerial dick! The people below immediately took to Twitter … Continue reading

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These Cream-Filled Penis Waffles Are Arousing Lots Of Attention

A restaurant in Bangkok has tapped into a tasty treat that seems to be whetting everyone’s appetites: a penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From … Continue reading

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Norwegians Collect Money To Fix Penis-Shaped Rock Formation

It seems Norwegians really value rocks and cocks (rock-hard cocks?). They’re raising money to restore a penis-shaped rock formation in Southern Norway that was recently vandalized. The popular tourist attraction, Trollpikken rock formation, was found castrated, which experts say was … Continue reading

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