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Doctors Invent Tool To Remove 23-Inch Sex Toy From Man’s Ass

Doctors were forced to think on their feet when a man came into the emergency room with a 23-inch sex toy lodged inside his ass. The X-rays showed a “long and large-sized” foreign body stuck in the unlucky patient’s colon. … Continue reading

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Sacha Baron Cohen Tricks Pro-Gun Advocate Into Putting A Strap-On In His Mouth

Sacha Baron Cohen has tricked yet another conservative celebrity into doing the unthinkable in front of the camera—this time, with a strap-on. In a recent episode of Showtime’s “Who Is America,” Cohen disguised himself as an Israeli counter-terrorist expert to … Continue reading

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Helen Mirren Uses Porcelain Dildo As Catherine The Great

History’s kinkiest Royal will be played by none other than Helen Mirren in the new Catherine the Great TV drama. Mirren will reportedly use a porcelain sex toy, said to be modeled on one of Queen Catherine’s many lovers. The … Continue reading

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6 Nerdy Sex Toys

We’ve got just the thing to fulfill every Sci-Fi and Fantasy nerd’s hottest dreams: nerdy sex toys! Whether you’re a fan of Game Of Thrones or Star Wars, there’s a sex toy out there just waiting for you to unlock … Continue reading

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There’s Now A Million-Dollar Vibrator

Pearl Royale is promising “a million dollar orgasm” with its latest pricey sex toy, the million-dollar vibrator. “My inspiration was to create something that shows the value people place on sex,” says the sex toy’s creator. “[People] spend lots of … Continue reading

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New Sex Toy Can Be Customized With A 3D Print Of Your Partner’s Face

A sex toy company selling personalized products might be the perfect thing to get bae for the holidays. The Wobbling Willy is a sex toy that’s customized with a 3D model of the customer’s chosen face. You provide a photo … Continue reading

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The ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ Sex Toy Line Has Arrived

Fans who just can’t wait for the latest Fifty Shades movie to hit theaters can now get the next best thing: Fifty Shades Freed-themed sex toys. Sex toy retailer Lovehoney just launched a new line of sex toys inspired by … Continue reading

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How Food’s Been Used In Sex Throughout History

Sure, you’ve heard of using certain veggies as a dildo, but how about a bread dildo? Or what about homemade lube? History is full of NSFW food facts you definitely never learned about in history. Here’s just a taste! Mashed … Continue reading

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6 Sex Facts Your History Teachers Never Told You

Kinksters have been around for a long, long time. From goat eyelash cock rings to stone dildos, our ancestors have been getting freaky since antiquity. Here are 6 historical sex facts you definitely never learned about in History class. The … Continue reading

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Someone Has Turned the Babadook Into a ‘BabaDong’ Dildo

Want to put a little creep in your cooch? Horror fans rejoice: the Babadook has been transformed into a giant, girthy dildo named ‘BabaDong!’ A Los Angeles-based special fx artist is currently trying to make his spooky sex toy a … Continue reading

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