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US Air Force Draws A Dick In The Sky Near Russian Military Facilities

It seems a US Air Force refueler knows how to spend their time wisely. According to data from air-traffic tracking site FlightRadar24, the pilot drew a “phallic pattern” in the sky near several Russian military facilities in Syria. After an … Continue reading

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Russian Troops Try To Pick Up Ukrainian Women On Tinder

Talk about sleeping with the enemy. Russian soldiers poised to invade Ukraine have bombarded women on the other side of the border with Tinder messages. “I actually live in Kyiv but changed my location settings to Kharkiv after a friend … Continue reading

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Hunter Biden Says Another Laptop With ‘Crazy’ Sex Acts Was Stolen From Him

A video clip shows Hunter Biden naked while recounting how his laptop with recordings of him engaged in “crazy” sex acts was stolen—possibly for blackmail purposes. The conversation took place while Biden and an unidentified woman lounged around in the … Continue reading

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Attempted Robbery Thwarted By A Sex Toy

There’s more than one way to catch a thief—including an X-rated way. A Russian sex shop worker saved the day after chasing a thief out of the store with a long double-ended dildo. Footage from the sex store in Russia … Continue reading

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Sex Ban For Vaccinated Russians

Russia has created a barrier for citizens eager to get back to normal life—mainly, having sex. Russians have been told to abstain from sex for at least three days after getting vaccinated against Covid. Dr Denis Graifer, deputy health minister, said … Continue reading

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Banned Sex Doll Race Is ‘Blowing Up’ In Russia

Russians had something a little more, ahem, adult planned for this year’s river race. Let’s just say their flotation devices came with some extras: tits and ass. Dozens of Russians braved the Vuoksa River for the long-running Bubble Baba Challenge … Continue reading

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Russian Porn Star Taunts Cops After Having Sex At Sacred Site In Bali

A Russian porn star has reportedly taunted police on TikTok after she and her partner shot an X-rated video on a sacred mountain in Bali. Authorities in Indonesia are on the hunt for the naughty couple, who could face a … Continue reading

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“Ass Maniac” Steals Sex Toy Shaped Like A Woman’s Ass

An armed robber who held up an adult shop and fled with a sex toy shaped like a woman’s ass is facing ten years in jail in Russia. Security footage shows the man fleeing with a “multi-functional” sex toy, priced at … Continue reading

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Couple Fall From Ninth Floor Window While Having Sex

It seems a wild party in Russia got a little out of hand when two people fell from the ninth floor while having sex. According to investigators, the couple were having sex on a windowsill when they fell. Images from … Continue reading

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Burger King Tried To Bribe Russians For Sex With World Cup Players

It seems Russians have a lot more than soccer on their minds for the World Cup—namely, sex. Burger King is the latest to make waves for talking publicly about Russians having sex with World Cup players. It seems the fast-food … Continue reading

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