Tag Archives: Xmas

Don’t Masturbate With X-Mas Ornaments, Doctor Says

A doctor in the UK is warning against a very stupid, XXX-mas trend: masturbating with ornaments. “It is not advisable to masturbate with Christmas ornaments,” Dr. Sarah Welsh, a gynecologist, told NeedToKnow.Online. She was listing the dildo’s and don’ts of … Continue reading

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Belgian Mayor Apologizes For Town’s Phallic Christmas Decorations

A Belgian mayor made quite a boner this year (pun intended). Officials were originally thinking of candles, but then decided a flame at the top of the white column was a cliché and so they put in a blue ball … Continue reading

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4 Sex Positions Inspired By The Holidays

We have the perfect thing for you to de-stress during the holidays: sex! Sex is the best way to take a break from the partying, fighting with family, and overeating. Here are 4 sex positions that you can use to … Continue reading

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When Santa Porn Is Trending On Pornhub

According to Pornhub, ’tis the season to masturbate over Santa porn! It seems people really enjoy getting into the holiday spirit not only with presents, food and booze, but also with porn. According to Pornhub’s released Christmas statistics for 2015, during … Continue reading

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