There’s Now An App To Track Your Boners

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisMorning Glory is the latest daily fitness tracker—except instead of logging your steps, it tracks your boners. Each morning, users are asked the same pressing question: “Did you wake up with morning wood?” While the app seems silly—in fact, the first entry on the site’s FAQ is “Are you kidding me with this?”—its aim is to get people to take erectile dysfunction seriously.

“Apparently, the first cock’s crow is a key indicator of a man’s overall health,” reports NY Post. In other words, waking up with a stiffie means everything’s normal with a guy’s hormone balance and blood flow. Morning Glory’s putting the “cock” in “cock-a-doodle-doo!”

Looking to get your morning started off right? Here at NiteFlirt, we take boners very, very seriously!

Check out more about the app that tracks morning wood: https://nypost.com/2018/02/06/this-app-tracks-your-erections/

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