Sex is very different from how it looks on the big screen. In real life, it’s definitely not as glamorous and it requires a lot more foreplay and lube. Here are 12 straight sex scenarios that happen IRL but not in the movies or on TV (check out the full list below).
- “One where the woman needs foreplay before she gets super wet, obvi.” Yes, in the magical land of television, foreplay is not important somehow…
- “One where lube is needed.” And again, lube is necessary everywhere but TV-land!
- “One where the guy needs to finish the girl off because some women don’t come from penetration alone.” Ladies first!
- “One where the guy can’t get it up because shit happens and honestly it’s not anyone’s fault.” Preach!
- “One where the girl has already climaxed, but the guy hasn’t and now it’s just chafing her crotch like crazy as he tries to keep going.” Annnnnd, that’s what lube’s for, people!
- “One where they fumble around awkwardly looking for a condom for at least two minutes.” Not like in the movies at all…
- “One where the girl gets up to pee right after because she doesn’t want to chance a possible UTI.” Yup!
- “One where they haven’t showered or look perfect and they’re like sweaty with major morning breath.” Not very romantic—but totally hot!
- “One where he gives you a towel after.” Prince Charming!
- “One where oral is performed with a gag reflex.” It happens.
- “One where they shower before sex because not everyone wants to have sweaty, possible body odor-involved sex.” Shower sex is hot!
- “One where someone is going down on the other person for a LONG time, but like nothing is happening and the person going down now has lock jaw.” Nope, won’t see that on screen.
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