6 Reasons To Appreciate Those Bravely Taking a Dick in the Ass

It’s hard out there for a bottom. From needing to watch what you eat to all the prep involved, taking a dick in the ass is definitely no walk in the park. Here are 6 reasons to appreciate those brave backdoor souls.

  1. Taking a dick in the ass is a lot of effort
    In other words, porn stars who make it look so damn easy are liars.
  2. You have to plan and watch what you eat
    If you want to have hot, clean sex, just say no to that burrito!
  3. You have to prep, i.e, douche
    Yup. And it’s not that fun to stick something that isn’t a dick up your ass!
  4. Wine and lube are your best friends when you’re a bottom
    More is more!
  5. You gotta have those towels at the ready!
    Unless you want funky lube-stained sheets…
  6. It’s not as easy to have spontaneous sex
    While spontaneous sex is hot, sometimes you can’t help but think to yourself, “but wait, am I gonna shit myself?” But then you really start to enjoy yourself and stop worrying!

To all the brave bottoms out there, we salute you! Now let’s have some hot, hard experiences!

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