Author of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” E.L. James, just unveiled her new erotic book—and it’s proving to be just as filthy as the now infamous BDSM one. The 512-page “orgasm opus” is written from the perspectives of both wealthy horn-dog Trevelyan and the 23-year-old virgin Demachi, and it’s every bit as raunchy as you’d expect from the writer. Here are the best/worst lines from the book:
- “She tastes of lipstick and Jägermeister — an intriguing combination.”
- “She was some nameless fuck who moaned a great deal both in and out of bed.”
- “She gasps, and it’s a call to my bursting dick.”
- “She’s standing in the hall. Eyes wide. Clutching a broom. Naked.”
- ‘Sorry.’ She giggles and opens the gun. ‘Can I have another shoot?’”
- “Fuck. A. Duck.”
- “Her hips are flexing in that age-old beat, and her legs stiffen beneath me.”
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Check out more about E.L. James’ new erotic book: https://nypost.com/2019/04/16/
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