8 Dirty Tweets From 2017 That You’ll Still Be Laughing At In 2018

kgoalboostIt was a good year for raunchy tweets. That’s why we found some that were so funny you can still enjoy them next year! Here are 8 dirty tweets that you’ll still remember come (pun intended) 2018.

  1. My mum asked if I had anything to suck on during the flight; apparently ‘idk what does the pilot look like’ wasn’t an acceptable answer.” Sorry, ma—trying to join the Mile High Club!
  2. ‘No sex before marriage.’
    ‘Say it after me.’” Exactly.
  3. *reads motivational makeup bag: ‘If at first you don’t succeed fix your ponytail and try again.’
    Is this about sucking dick?” Obviously. And it’s good advice, too!
  4. You know the pussy good when you pull yo dick out, and it sound like you refreshing yo TL.” Mmm, nothing more refreshing and delicious!
  5. Every time u yawn in October, a ghost put his dick in ur mouth.” OMG! Yes!
  6. reading sexts you sent when ur not horny anymore and u can’t believe those things went thru ur head.” It’s true…
  7. “‘did you cum?’
    ‘yeah to my senses, get out of my house.’”
    We’ve all been there.
  8. @Gordon Ramsay: ‘This I why I love meat…’
    @andywarhella: ‘when the pipe got ya legs shakin and ya eyes rollin back in ur head.’” Where’s the beef?

Looking for some naughty fun? We’ve got just what you need to end 2017 on a high note on NiteFlirt.

Check out more raunchy tweets that will keep you laughing in the new year: https://www.buzzfeed.com/genamourbarrett/the-worst-things-to-happen-to-food-in-2017

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