8 Even More Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part II

As you probably know, sex can be awkward. And as we already covered in “8 Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part I,” sometimes shit literally happens if you’re a guy who fucks guys. Here are 8 even more awkward moments you have during gay sex.

  1. When you run out of lube
    This especially sucks when you are oh. so. close. to finishing!
  2. When he pulls down his pants and you realize there’s no way he’s ever…
    Gonna fit! Bigger isn’t always better, as it turns out.
  3. When you accidentally catch a load in your eye
    And then no one actually believes that you have pink eye.
  4. When you can’t find his butthole
    You’re poking around like a fool as he’s waiting impatiently for you to find it.
  5. When he looks nothing like his Grindr profile
    Hm, maybe it’s time to update that pic—you know, by about 15 years!
  6. When you can’t finish no matter what
    A bottle of lube, a cramped jaw, hand and wrist later, he finally gives up!
  7. When you realize your both tops or bottoms
    This is like that awkward dance in a confined space when you’re trying to get around a person who is also trying to get around you, and you’re both accidentally going in the same direction.
  8. When you have to pee right as things are heating up
    Do you run to the bathroom and ruin the moment, or pee on him? The choice is yours.

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