Twitter nails it (pun intended!) on the raunchy tweets. The Twitterverse just seems to understand how well the platform works for sex jokes. Here are 8 of the most hilarious and naughty tweets about sex.
- “[during sex]
Me: hurt me
Him: your metabolism isn’t what it was in high school and it shows
Me: wait
Him: you never lived up to your potential because you rely on talent instead of work ethic & immediately abandon everything you’re bad at because you’re afraid of failure.”
Ouch! - “‘Okay now let’s do a silly one!’ – me after sex.”
It’s funny cause it’s true… - “pee after sex or you will get a tgi friday’s.”
Or an HGTV! - “british people be having sex like:
mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving.”
Cheerio! - “i’m tryna have sex so rough that the earthquake is shook.”
Sex goals right there. - “Shower sex is overrated fuck me in the microwave.”
Inventive! - “Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you’re doing.”
Sage advice. - “yeah sure love is love but I’m pretty sure douching ur ass for 2 hours to bottom for a top who you have to double text in order to get a one word response isn’t love, sweetie.”
Words to live by.
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