8 Types of Guys You’ll Always Find on Tinder

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: isherwoodchrisIf you’re a single gal navigating the strange and exciting world known as Tinder, you probably already know the types of guys you’ll usually find. You’ve inevitably seen the bathroom selfies, the shirtless pics, and the Netflix and Chill guys. Straight guys on Tinder come in a few different forms—here are the 8 most common and entertaining ones as compiled by Distractify.

  1. The naked guy
    Sure, you want to be turned off by seeing a hot naked guy on Tinder, but let’s be honest, who can resist that perfectly toned ass?
  2. The guy with all the requirements
    “‘No Redsox fans, fatties need not apply, hot girls only’ … insert really any offensive demand here.”
  3. The guy with the disclaimers
    “The girl in the picture is my sister. Oh, the girl on my lap? My cousin. Baby’s not mine either. He calls me daddy though, dunno why.”
  4. The creepy guy
    His profile comes complete with un-subtle sexual innuendos, and count on him asking you at exactly 3 months if you’re dtf.
  5. The satirical guy
    Full of carefully crafted ironic gems, this guy, according to Distractify, you should actually probably bone!
  6. The guy who’s in a committed relationship with his abs
    This guy “works hard plays hard!” But he’s probably too busy working and playing with his abs to pay too much attention to you.
  7. The married guy
    There’s always one of these guys—and he doesn’t even try to hide it!
  8. The rich guy
    “Unsolicited ATM receipts are like unsolicited dick pics—while the size impresses me for a minute or two, my awe is soon replaced by disgust and I begin to doubt the authenticity.”

Looking for a little Netflix and Chill tonight? We aren’t married or in a relationship with our abs here!

Check out more guys you’ll always find on Tinder here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/21/margot-tinder-sucks

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