Gay Sex in Porn Vs. Gay Sex in Real Life

Original Image Source: Flickr.com | icanteachyouhowtodoit You may have noticed that the hot, freewheeling sex in gay porn isn’t exactly the most realistic depiction of what it’s really like. If you’ve ever tried to imitate what goes on in gay porn in real life—like if you’ve ever tried to pay the pizza guy with a blow-job, for example—then you know just how different gay porn can be from the real thing. Here are 7 examples of gay sex in porn vs. gay sex in real life.

  1. In gay porn, everybody is down for sex
    Oh, if only the pool guy, the fireman, and the police officer were actually down for sex whenever you wanted it in real life!
  2. In gay porn, they can stick it in without any foreplay whatsoever
    Um, yeah—in real life you’d be like “WTF?! That hurts!”
  3. In gay porn you never see them apply lube
    Apparently in the magical world of gay porn, cocks just slip in without any problem. In real life, however, you could use half a bottle of lube and still go back for more!
  4. In gay porn, they will fuck literally anywhere
    Yeah, it might be kind of difficult to fuck in the back of a busy lecture hall without anyone noticing.
  5. In gay porn, bottoms are folded down like pretzels to get into the trickiest sex positions
    Unfortunately in real life, not everyone is able to get their legs up behind their heads.
  6. Bottoms have no problem taking a dick in their butt in gay porn 
    In real life, it’s not always done so gracefully…
  7. In gay porn, you can fuck for hours
    In real life, things can only go on for so long. Damn!

Looking to add some fantasy to your life? We’re down for anything here!

Check out more about gay sex in porn vs. gay sex in real life here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/gay-sex-in-porn-vs-gay-sex-in-real-life#.uwp1wMz8vZ

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