GOP Candidate Posted Bigfoot Erotica On Instagram

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zThere’s one topic that is very important to Virginia Republican candidate Denver Riggleman: Bigfoot erotica. The local politician has recently been called out by his Democratic opponent for posting a very NSFW image of Bigfoot—specifically, his big dick. “Riggleman had already attracted some attention for a now-deleted Facebook page promoting a book called The Mating Habits of Bigfoot and Why Women Want Him, and Cockburn’s tweets just brought it to a wider audience,” reports Daily Dot.

His opponent tweeted: “My opponent Denver Riggleman, running mate of Corey Stewart, was caught on camera campaigning with a white supremacist. Now he has been exposed as a devotee of Bigfoot erotica. This is not what we need on Capitol Hill.” Of course, the internet has responded to this strange occurrence (not unlike Bigfoot sightings). Everyone’s favorite erotica writer, Chuck Tingle, even weighed in on the scandal: “please understand thinking bigfoot is handsome is NORMAL. WE ALL GET HARD AROUND BIGFOOT.” Hopefully, this pressing issue makes it on live TV during the debates.

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Check out more about a GOP candidate posting Bigfoot erotica: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/bigfoot-erotica-denver-riggleman/

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