A new hilarious video on Buzzfeed (watch below) goes behind the seemingly innocent invitation to “Netflix and chill tonight?” As it turns out, what the question is actually asking is: “Do you want to bang tonight?” Yup, sounds about right!
In the video, a dude tells his roommate to “stay the fuck in your room” before his date comes over. When she does, they try to act casual and pretend to know things about wine before it’s time to “divert this nervous energy by looking at a screen.” Because, really, it’s all about wanting to “make out a lot”— and “do other stuff….” So after about 10 or 20 minutes of “hiding [your] boner with [your] elbow,” and saying things just to get close to each other’s mouth, it’s finally time to say “fuck it” and make a move! And, eventually, to pause the movie—or not!
Feel like coming over for a little “Netflix and chill?” We know what you’re really asking—and we like it!
Check out “If ‘Netflix and Chill’ Were Honest” here.
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