Kevin Bacon Calls For More Male Nudity With #FreeTheBacon

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Kevin Bacon recently made an important PSA with Mashable that calls attention to a very serious issue: where are all the hot, full-frontal dicks in Hollywood? Bacon’s solution is simple—#FreeTheBacon. What exactly does that mean? For starters, let’s get some more C&A (aka, cock and ass) in TV and movies!

Bacon explains, “There’s a big problem in Hollywood. We see gratuitous female nudity…and that’s not fair to actors because we want to be naked too. Gentlemen, it’s time to free the bacon.” Bacon calls attention to shows like Games of Thrones with lots of female nudity and urges them to consider showing “just one or two wieners every couple minutes.” Bacon reminds us that “this is an issue of gender equality,” like how there’s no male nudity in Fifty Shades of Grey: “Why not let Jamie Dornan take off his pants? Or better yet, let me play Christian Grey! We’ll do the whole movie in one long close-up of my penis.” Hollywood, take note—Free the Bacon!

Feel like Freeing The Bacon yourself? I think we can help you with that.

You can watch Kevin Bacon’s hilarious #FreeTheBacon PSA here. 

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