Man Says ‘Henry the Hoover’ Tattoo Ruined His Sex Life

Image Source: Flickr.com | David Simmonds (@davidwithacamera)A 21-year-old British man wants to part ways with his long-time buddy, Henry the Hoover. Henry, a popular children’s cartoon character in the UK, has been with the Brit since he was a teen, but now the man’s finding that he’s outgrown his childhood friend. Oh, in case you’re wondering, Henry the Hoover is tattooed right above the man’s dick (or should we say ‘hose’?)!

“When I first got it done I couldn’t stop getting it out, I got loads of attention and I was a bit of a local hero, I loved it,” the man said. But now, he’s only showing off his ink on the British TV show Bodyshockers—especially since the friendly tattoo has been sucking up all the ladies in his life who used to want to fuck him. “I was with a girl recently and I liked her, things were going well until we got naked,” he confessed. “When she saw it she said ‘what’s that? I am off!’ I was gutted, I never thought I would regret my tattoo when I got it done.” Even his mother weighed in on how the silly tattoo is killing his sex life: “You can’t take him seriously as it is ridiculous.” He’s currently trying to have his old pal Henry removed: “I know laser removal is painful but never getting laid again would be more painful,” he said. You’re probably right about that, bloke!

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Check out more about how a man’s tattoo has ruined his sex life here: https://www.newnownext.com/british-man-says-henry-the-hoover-tattoo-has-ruined-his-sex-life/01/2016/

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