Sex Toy Company ‘Clone-A-Willy’ Wants to Clone Justin Bieber’s Willy

Justin Bieber’s been getting some good press lately: he’s got a new album that people seem to like, favorable media attention for his recent softer persona and, also, some buzz about his allegedly very nice cock! Yes, according to some reliable sources (who refer to his member as “OMG”), he is quite well-endowed. And now all that good press has attracted the attention of sex toy company Clone-A-Willy, who is eager to get Bieber’s cock in one of their notorious molds.

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The company that makes fully functional replicas of people’s sex organs is offering Bieber one million dollars to advertise the product. Clone-A-Willy thinks the business arrangement would be mutually beneficial: Bieber could promote his music, and the company could promote its sexy wares. Clone-A-Willy said in a letter to the star, “Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his ‘dating’ life.” The company is assuring Bieber that they would not put the Bieber sex toy on the market (though they would have a mold of his dick…), but considering how upset he got when naked pictures of him were published, it’s doubtful that he’ll be cloning his willy anytime soon.

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