Threesomes: super hot! But sometimes a sexy fling can turn into a freakish nightmare. Here are 6 threesome horror stories that will terrify you this Halloween!
- The unexpected facial
What happens when you have a threesome with two buddies who insist you ride one while blowing the other? This: “He pushed my head really hard into him, right as he was about to cum, which made me choke and pull away. This made all of his cum spray right onto his buddy’s face, and a bit got into his mouth. I will always wonder if their friendship survived that sperm facial.” - When Aunt Flow interrupts a threesome
“The other girl was sitting on my face, and she was really wet, so I was excited, but all of a sudden the guy was like, ‘Um, what’s on your chest?’ She apparently just started her period and her blood was all over me.” Thanks a lot, Aunt Flow! - When bondage goes wrong
Here, one member of a threesome was the literal odd man out after getting chained to the bed post: “Eventually the sex sort of migrated from one end of the bed to the other, and I couldn’t reach either of them. I was like, ‘Uh… guys?’ But they were too busy to notice. I ended up sitting on the edge of the bed and awkwardly watched my two friends have sex, just out of my reach.” - The threesome virgin
Sometimes getting it on with a threesome virgin can have disastrous consequences: “He was having sex with her from behind while she went down on me. He thrusted very hard and she accidentally CHOMPED down on my clit.” Ouch! - Out of this world with Star Trek sex
“Both guys were in full Spock cosplay when I showed up. Still had sex.” Threesome: the final frontier! - Bad baby
“A friend of a friend had a threesome with her husband and another guy, and she got pregnant with the other guy’s baby.” Oops!
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