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Pornhub Will Blow Your Leaves For Free

Pornhub wants to show their fans some appreciation—by offering to blow them for free. The porn mega-site is now offering free leaf blowing services to residents in Upstate New York. “Pornhub wants to blow you for free!! Well, your lawn … Continue reading

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Florida Cops Could Be Fired For Fucking On the Job 

Some Florida cops could get fired for getting a little too frisky with their handcuffs. The two veteran police officers were caught fucking and sexting while on duty. An internal investigation has uncovered video evidence and naughty pictures of the … Continue reading

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5 Things They Teach You At Blowjob School 

Have you ever been curious about what goes down at those blowjob workshops? Well, thanks to the sex educators and other experts from around the country who’ve generously shared their expertise, now you can find out! Here’s their best advice … Continue reading

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The Virtual Blow Job Is Here 

For the first time in history, you can have virtual sex online. The webcam company CamSoda is introducing simulated blow jobs using teledildonic technology. A cam girl gives a blow job to a dildo that collects “sensory data,” which is … Continue reading

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8 Naughty Halloween Costumes For Men 

What is it about Halloween that brings out the naughtiness in people? From every iteration of a “sexy” costume to ones that are basically just a dirty joke, Halloween seems to make everyone randy. Here are 8 naughty Halloween costumes … Continue reading

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Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death

If your wife catches you blowing another guy on a boat, the correct response is to apologize. Profusely. What you should never do is kick your wife off your jet ski and then abandon her on a sandbar! These were … Continue reading

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How Do People In Tiny Homes Have Sex?

Tiny homes are what open floor plans used to be, and as HGTV will attest, people are more than happy to abandon their mortgage in favor of an affordable, tiny home. But with beds often lofted just feet from the … Continue reading

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The 7 Best Sex Toys For Gay Guys

If you’re a gay man, you’ve maybe considered at times how much better a good sex toy is than a boyfriend. As the Gaily Grind says, “A vibrator will never need Viagra to stay hard, will never lie about where … Continue reading

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Lifeguard Gets Embarrassing Email From Boss About His Huge Dick

One of the best things about public pools is getting to check out the hot lifeguards on duty. That is, unless you are the pool’s manager, who has to deal with complaints about your employee’s, um, sizable flotation device. That’s … Continue reading

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Woman Gets Arrested For Beating Boyfriend Over Bad Head

Police in Florida arrested a very drunk, very pissed off woman after she beat her boyfriend for giving her bad oral sex! Apparently, the two were involved in a hot 69 fest, when the man suddenly stopped prematurely. The Huffington … Continue reading

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