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Citizens Push Over a Port-a-Potty With Chronic Masturbator Inside

A chronic port-a-potty masturbator in Portland, Oregon learned the shitty way the importance of closing the door when jerking off in public. Officials say the 48-year-old homeless man would chronically pleasure himself each day in the same portable toilet, in … Continue reading

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The More You Masturbate, The Less Chance You’ll Have of Dying Prematurely

We have good news for the guys who enjoy regular self-love. According to a study published in the European Urology, guys who masturbate more often significantly reduce their chances of dying prematurely. The study followed 30,000 men over the course … Continue reading

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Naked Guy in a Box Masturbates For Art

A 23-year-old art student had a truly touching idea for a class project at the Iceland Academy of the Arts. His plan was to live-stream himself for an entire week in a glass box—completely butt-ass naked! But at day six, … Continue reading

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The New Device That Lets You Save Energy By Jerking Off

Pornhub is giving Fitbit a run for their money with the Wankband, a new wearable that lets you charge gadgets by jerking off. Pornhub acknowledges in their promotional video (watch below) that watching porn on the internet contributes to the … Continue reading

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How Many of These Euphemisms For Jerking Off Have You Heard?

Choking the chicken; spanking the monkey; stroking the python—you’ve probably heard these common and well-loved euphemisms for jerking off many many times. But how many others do you know? BuzzFeed recently put that question to the test with one of … Continue reading

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