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Viagra Factory In Ireland Turns Men Into Walking Stiffs

An Irish Viagra factory is making it hard for residents to ever leave. Townspeople claim the fumes from the factory which manufactures the erectile dysfunction drug are arousing the local men. “One whiff and you’re stiff,” local bartender Debbie O’Grady … Continue reading

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Navy Pilots Draw a Giant Penis In The Sky

Look up in the sky—it’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…giant cock?! Some naval pilots recently took to the skies above Washington state’s Okanogan County to practice sky writing…a giant aerial dick! The people below immediately took to Twitter … Continue reading

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These Cream-Filled Penis Waffles Are Arousing Lots Of Attention

A restaurant in Bangkok has tapped into a tasty treat that seems to be whetting everyone’s appetites: a penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From … Continue reading

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Norwegians Collect Money To Fix Penis-Shaped Rock Formation

It seems Norwegians really value rocks and cocks (rock-hard cocks?). They’re raising money to restore a penis-shaped rock formation in Southern Norway that was recently vandalized. The popular tourist attraction, Trollpikken rock formation, was found castrated, which experts say was … Continue reading

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5 Big-Dick Horror Stories

As members of the BuzzFeed community can attest, bigger isn’t always better. They were asked to share their craziest experiences with giant, thick dicks, and the results will make you squirm in sympathy. Here are their big-dick horror stories to … Continue reading

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Nude Artist Paints With His Dick On France’s Got Talent

Here’s another reason why Europe is the coolest: award winning performance artist Brent Ray Fraser recently appeared on France’s Got Talent to showcase his artistry. So what’s his special talent? Painting with his dick, of course! The hot, oiled up … Continue reading

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Stephen Colbert Makes Controversial Oral Sex Joke

Stephen Colbert is no stranger to making racy jokes that cross lines and push boundaries—especially political ones. But his latest oral sex joke aimed at Donald Trump is offending people on both sides of the aisle. LGBTQ advocates are upset … Continue reading

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Orlando Bloom’s Dick Wins 2016 

The recent uncensored pictures of Orlando Bloom’s dick have gone viral, provoking a firestorm of memes and witty gifs. The photos were taken, unbeknownst to Bloom, during a particularly sexy Italian vacation with Katy Perry. While the pictures are another … Continue reading

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Doctors Remove Wedding Ring From Man’s Dick 

As it turns out, DIYing a cock ring is a very bad idea, as a 28-year-old man in South Africa can attest. He found this out the hard way (pun intended) when he squeezed his wedding ring around his dick … Continue reading

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You Can Still Have Good Sex With a Micropenis

For the 0.6 percent of the male population with a penis that’s less than 2.75 inches, their anatomy is often the cause of much emotional pain, anxiety, and depression. But sex therapist Elizabeth McGrath is giving these men hope by … Continue reading

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