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New Mexico Mayoral Candidate Interrupted By Flying Sex Toy

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s… a flying dildo! A New Mexico mayoral candidate got rudely interrupted during his speech by a flying drone with a sex toy attached to it. A video posted on Facebook shows the candidate … Continue reading

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Ex-Porn Star Mary Carey Running For California Governor

Former porn star Mary Carey has “big plans for California.” The busty blonde is running for California governor, with a racy, double-entendre laden campaign. “I can promise you—it won’t take long before all Californians will be satisfied with my job … Continue reading

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Trump Appointee Who Had Sex On Government Rooftop Launches Political Committee

A senior government official appointed by Trump who admitted to having rooftop sex at work is ready for more action—political action, that is. P. Brennan Hart III has registered a PAC called the American Business Federation recently. Hart was the focus of a General … Continue reading

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Majorie Taylor Greene Cheated On Her Husband With Polyamorous Tantric Sex Guru

News that QAnon-supporting congresswoman Majorie Taylor Greene cheated on her husband with a tantric sex guru and manager at her gym became public recently. The two men involved in the affairs confirmed the rumors were true, along with another person … Continue reading

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Argentinian MP Kissed His Mistress’ Nipples During An Online Parliament Session

An Argentinian MP has resigned his seat after being suspended for kissing his girlfriend’s bare breasts during an online parliamentary session. The married MP shocked fellow lawmakers by letting a pretty blonde sit on his knee and appear to fondle … Continue reading

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New Book Uncovers Presidents’ Sex Lives

Although they might have held the highest office in America, a scandalous new expose reveals a long history of presidents and their wild sexual shenanigans. Sex with Presidents: The Ins and Outs of Love and Lust in the White House uncovers “the … Continue reading

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Ex-Florida Mayor Comes Out As Bisexual Amid Male Escort Scandal

Married former Florida mayor Andrew Gillum had some explaining to do when he was caught with a gay male escort. He has since come out as bisexual, saying in an interview recently: “I don’t identify as gay, but I do … Continue reading

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UK’s “Sex Ban” Will End For Some People

It seems “Sexit” is almost over. The UK’s “sex ban” has been lifted for some frisky lovers. British PM Boris Johnson announced he would partially lift the widely-mocked rules that made it illegal for a person to fuck someone they didn’t … Continue reading

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Millennials Care More About Date’s Politics Than Good Sex

According to new research, nobody’s sleeping with the enemy these days. Whether red or blue, most millennials would pick their party over the best fuck of their life. The number of millennial men and women who prioritize political party alliance … Continue reading

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Pornhub Reports Bump In Traffic Amid Government Shutdown

Besides lining up at the unemployment office, furloughed government workers have to find something to do with their time. Considering all the stress that comes with going without a pay check for a month, it only makes sense that they’ve … Continue reading

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