The Top Nicknames Men Call Their Cocks

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisWhile Mini Me might bring to mind the lovable character from Austin Powers, the name has more recently been used by men as a popular nickname—for their dick. A survey conducted by Lovehoney polled 660 men to find out their favorite pet names for their cocks. It seems while some men like to get creative when naming their “one-eyed monster,” real names like Peter, Jim, and Richard (Dick for short!) are the most popular.

Obviously, men who give their dick a nickname don’t take themselves too seriously: names like Billy the Willy or Guacamole, for example. 3% of men use “Little Man,” “Little Mister,” “Wee Man,” “Mini Me,” or “Tiny,” while only 1% had the balls to use “Big Boy,” “Big Man,” or “Mister Big.” Serpents were also a common theme (one-eyed snake; Spitting Cobra). And not surprisingly, most guys treat their dick with the utmost respect, with 5% of those surveyed addressing their schlong with a “mister.”

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