These Are The Strangest Things People Masturbated To

It’s probably true that there’s nothing you can think of that someone hasn’t masturbated to. Whether it’s a sexy cartoon character or an inanimate object, sometimes really weird stuff can turn you on. Here are the strangest things Redditors jerked off to.

  1. A clean apartmentbest_phone_sex_niteflirt_disneyprinces
    “I laid in bed looking at it and got off on how organized and clean my space was.” A clean home is a happy home—especially when you orgasm in it!
  2. A biology book
    “I humped a drawing of a vagina.” Next best thing?
  3. Watching my boyfriend sleep
    “Is that creepy?” Maybe it’s kinky!
  4. Mommy kink
    Not on NiteFlirt you don’t!
  5. Malcolm in the Middle
    “Don’t ask why. I don’t know.” Sitcoms—the new porn?
  6. Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
    “Watching someone eat a seven-stack burger was honestly one of the most satisfying things I’ve ever watched. Also one of the best orgasms I’ve ever given myself.” Food porn, literally.
  7. Male Disney Characters
    “You know those oddly sexy drawings of male Disney characters? Yeah…those.” Let’s face it, cartoons are sexy!
  8. A tea set
    “I had a weird experience a few years back that whenever I was close I would visualize a tea set.” It does get all wet!

Looking for something unusual yourself? Let’s get weird on NiteFlirt!

Check out more of the strangest things people masturbated to: http://www.refinery29.com/hot-horny-masturbation-sexual-thoughts#slide-10

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