Let’s face it, we’ve all fantasied about what it would be like to fuck at 35,000 feet. And while it’s not the easiest feat to accomplish, with a little planning and good judgement, it is possible to join the Mile High Club. Here are some tips about how to get it on while soaring through the air.
- Travel at night
This is when the passengers and the crews are sleeping, and when the restrooms will be all yours to make some midnight magic in. - It’s better to bang in first or business class
The restrooms will be nicer, and there will be fewer people. If you can, try to get on a nice, roomy Airbus 380. And if you’re going to Asia, you’ll really be in luck—those bathrooms look like spas with their orchids and fresh hand-towels. Basically, they were designed for luxurious sky-sex! - Have a drink to help loosen you up
Since booze hits you harder when you’re 5 miles in the air, a drink or two before getting wild mid-flight is sure to loosen you and your frisky travel companion up. - Go to the bathroom separately
It’ll be more covert if one of you goes first, and the other meets up for the rendezvous a few minutes later. - Make a plan for fucking in those tiny bathrooms
You can put the lid down and sit, or even stand against the door. It’ll be tricky, so consider planning out positions before getting in there to ensure you won’t waste all of your time fumbling around. Either way, it will make for a great story later!
In the mood for some risky business? We can make you feel like you’re flying without ever leaving the ground!
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