Weed Products Designed For Sex, Rated

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From dildos that are also pipes to vaginal (or anal!) marijuana suppositories, there’s a lot of weed products out there today promising to do amazing things for your sex life. Thankfully, one Broadly writer decided to see if such marijuana-themed sex products as Schlong Bong and weed lube actually enhance sexual pleasure. Here’s some of the products she either found to be “surprisingly dope” or a real buzz kill (check out her full ratings below).

  1. FORIA Awaken Weed Lube
    The latest innovation in marijuana-infused lube is supposed to “enhance sensation, increase desire, improve lubrication, heighten awareness, deepen orgasms, and relax your body.” According to the reviewer, after applying the lube “liberally to my clitoris, inner and outer labia, and inside my vagina, as instructed, and turned on my favorite device,” she would rate the experience a 10/10. “I felt each sensation and touch was intensified, and I was more relaxed than I have been in a long time. Fuck human partners!”
  2. Foria Relief Vaginal Suppositories
    This product offers “muscle-relaxing and pain-relieving properties of cannabis—without inducing a psychotropic ‘high.’” The reviewer found her muscles super relaxed, which led to a “top-notch” masturbating experience!
  3. The Original Schlong Bong
    This uncannily realistic looking dick-shaped bong wants you to turn “’Foreplay’ Into 420-Play!” The 9-inch cock-bong wasn’t a big hit (no pun intended!) with the reviewer, but if you’re in the mood to “toke and stroke it,” or perhaps to bust out a great conversation piece, this is the weed-related sex toy for you!
  4. Stay Erect Cream
    A 5-ounce tube of this cream, which has hemp seed oil as its main ingredient, is meant to be rubbed on a penis “until erection is achieved.” The product claims to help maintain a “full satisfying erection” and “prolong ejaculation,” but according to Amazon reviewers, this product was not satisfactory or 420 friendly!

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