What Grindr Profiles Actually Mean

grindrBuzzfeed’s latest video explores the wonderful and sometimes baffling world of Grindr, the gay hook-up app. If you ever drove yourself crazy trying to decode some hot dude’s ambiguous profile, today’s your lucky day. This humorous (and amazingly accurate) video will answer all of your questions (watch video below).

  1. Sorry If I Don’t Respond
    Translation: “Unless you’re really sexy, honey, then by all means, hello hello.
  2. NPNC 
    Translation: “No pics, no chat. I’m only gonna talk to you if you’re hot.”
  3. Looking
    Translation: “Horny. That’s it.”
  4. Bored
    Translation: “I’m horny, too.”
  5. Headless Torso
    Translation: “I’m not even out yet, but this is a way for me to check out guys.”
  6. NSA
    Translation: “No strings attached. I enjoy being single.”
  7. Masc for Masc
    Translation: “I’m not fem. Seriously, I’m not. What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not feminine?!”
  8. No Fatties, No Hispanics, No Blacks
    Translation: “I think I’m just being up front about what I want, but I’m just being racist and shallow.”
  9. No Drama
    Translation: “No fems, it might rub off on me. I’m being subtly misogynist.”

Are you “looking” for some “NSA” fun? Bring your headless torso our way, honey!

Check out Buzzfeed’s video here.

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