The good folks on Whisper are proof that sometimes sex can be super embarrassing. From yelling out the wrong thing to bodily mishaps, everyone has an awkward sex story. But you can be thankful that these ones will probably put yours to shame. Here are 10 truly cringeworthy sex confessions.
- “Once during sex, as I was climaxing, I shouted ‘That’s finger-licking good!’”
Sounds like someone was craving something sweet, sticky, and delicious! - “One time I accidentally started singing the Pokemon theme song during sex. My girlfriend thankfully went with it.”
Naughty, naughty Pokemon! - “Tonight in the middle of having sex my husband lost all interest and just got up to go play video games.”
Grounds for divorce? - “Was in the middle of having sex and I literally lost my boner due to her high pitched moans.”
Danger: sex might cause irreversible ear damage. - “One time I was so drunk I was meowing during sex.”
Bad kitty! - “Once during sex I accidentally shouted out my teacher’s name. That was awkward.”
Hot for teacher? - “Once I made a girl recite the Pledge of Allegiance while having sex with me…”
Talk about patriotism! - “One time I let a girl choke me during sex. I passed out. She stole my watch.”
When getting rough goes wrong… - “One time I bit a guy during sex and he said he didn’t like it rough. I told him to go home.”
Another one bites the dust. - “My roommate walked into my room while I was having sex with my girlfriend and said ‘player 3 has joined the game.’”
Wonder if that ever works…?
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