Keith Urban Writes Song About His Sex Life With Nicole Kidman

Posted on August 17, 2019 by Kevin

white-1822497_640Keith Urban’s song “Gemini” is a racy ode to the mind-blowing sex life he enjoys with his wife, Nicole Kidman. And now the Australian actress has admitted she doesn’t mind being her husband’s sex-muse. In an interview, she said of Keith’s risqué song: “I don’t sensor his art, but it is a little embarrassing.”

The “Gemini” lyrics include the confession: “She’s a maniac in the bed, but a brainiac in the head.” Racier still, Keith also sings in the song: “She’s waking to make love in the middle of the night.” When asked if that element of the song was true, Nicole laughed off the question: “No, what?! You’re making that up. Shut up. I’m not answering that, that’s outrageous.”

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Check out more about Keith Urban writing a song about sex with Nicole Kidman: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7271073/Nicole-Kidman-talks-sex-life-husband-Keith-Urban.html

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Couple Caught Having Sex In Ohio Lake In Front Of Sunbathers

Posted on August 16, 2019 by Kevin

wtf-1780728_640A video circulating online shows a man and a woman fucking in broad daylight in an Ohio lake. A man who witnessed the shocking sex-spectacle wrote on social media: “On Saturday while I was in Fairport Park enjoying a sunny day with the kids, I noticed a couple making some weird movements in the water.” He added, “The life guard lady ask me ‘are you seeing what I’m seeing’ and I was like ‘yes i am.'”

In the video, the couple can be seen heavily petting one another, before fucking from the front and then from behind. The man explained, “the lifeguard pulls out her radio and make the call, and after a few water splashes later Lol, the sheriff comes and pull them out. That is so embarrassing.” In the video, someone laughs as the couple is led from the water, saying: “Uh oh. OMG.”

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Check out more about a couple caught having public sex in a lake: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7277051/Couple-caught-having-sex-Ohio-lake-children-police-arrive-tell-off.html

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These Cheese Descriptions Are Super Horny

Posted on August 15, 2019 by Kevin

Image Source: Flickr.com | Richard FosterFrom descriptions like “voluptuously creamy” to “super thrusts,” some take the concept of “cheese lover” a little too literally. These cheesemongers’ sensual, arousing words sound just like they were selling sex. Here are 8 examples of how cheese is truly the best food porn.

  1. “It’s full of rich, voluptuously creamy textures punctuated with a little spicy lift from the blue veining. It develops a melt-in-the-mouth creaminess.”
    Mmm, creamy and veiny!
  2. “Pierce the grooved, burnt sienna rind to start the glossy, liquid gold running. Its pungent meatiness will stick with you, both on your palate and in your memory.”
    Liquid gold running, indeed!
  3. “Known as the cheddar of Spain, Mahon will serenade your palate like a Spanish conquistador of flavor with a guitar made of desire.”
    ¡Que sexy!
  4. “Like an Italian bodybuilder, this cheese sweats oil and has the physique to match; tight yet supple, balanced, and rugged on the outside.”
    We’re drooling.
  5. “a savory warrior delivering sharp thrusts of sea salt, umami, and seasoned meat to the palate with a lingering zest at the finish. Its firm, granular paste maintains a glossy mouthfeel as a result of the incredible richness and abundance of butterfat content in the sheep’s milk it is produced from.”
    This cheese likes it hard and deep!
  6. “Eyes rolling to the ceiling good.”
    And toes curling, too!
  7. “wild and untamed, with a luscious, oozing texture, this cheese practically gets down on its knees and begs to be paired with a luscious, ruddy farmhouse saison.”
    Hot.
  8. “ever-so-delicately drilled and filled with rich truffle paste. The result is a visually stunning cheese that manages to taste even better than she looks.”
    Tongues wagging…

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Check out more about super horny descriptions of cheese: https://mashable.com/article/horny-sexual-sensual-cheese-profiles-descriptions/

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Love Island Viewers Shocked After Latest Sex Session

Posted on August 14, 2019 by Kevin

pokemonsexLove Island’s Maura and Curtis’s fuck-fest left viewers with tongues wagging. The adventurous couple—who originally got it on in the outside daybeds—got hot and heavy once again in the latest episode. Maura could be heard eagerly moaning in bed with the dancer before confessing their sex session was “fucky-tastic.”

Curtis can be heard telling Maura she’s “a naughty girl.” Later he said, “It was hot, sweaty and close. I’m excited, I’ve loved it. It gave me tingles everywhere.” Love Island’s voiceover artist poked fun at the couple, saying: “Maura and Curtis have just spent their first night together. Turns out she’s a big fan of Curtis’ dancing. At one point I definitely heard Maura say she was very impressed with his polka.”

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Check out more about Love Island’s latest fuck-fest: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7279059/Love-Island-Viewers-left-sickened-Mauras-groaning-sex-session-Curtis.html

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Redditor Can Only Have Sex While Listening To Death Metal

Posted on August 13, 2019 by Kevin

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisA desperate man turned to Reddit for advice on his unique sexual problem—he can only have sex while bumping death metal. “My new girlfriend doesn’t like that kind of music, and I believe I have a pavlovian response to my music. I cannot get aroused without my music,” he wrote in the “Personal Issues” subreddit. It wasn’t an issue for his previous girlfriends, but unfortunately his current one is a fan of “Midwest Emo bands that aren’t from the Midwest.”

“No problem for me, I really enjoy that kind of music. However my dick did not,” he wrote. To appease both himself and his girlfriend, he tried to have sex with AirPods in so that he could listen to his black metal. “AirPods in, music on, and dick hard,” he wrote of the “genius plan.” Whatever works!

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Check out more about a Redditor who can only have sex while listening to death metal: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/redditor-black-metal-sex/

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Four Loko Teamed Up With Fleshlight For ‘Sex In A Can’

Posted on August 12, 2019 by Kevin

Image Credit: Fleshlight.com

If you’ve ever wanted to fuck a can of Four Loko, now you can. The infamous alcoholic, caffeinated soda has teamed up with the makers of Fleshlight to create a Four Loko Fleshlight. For $69, you don’t need to risk the cuts and scrapes from making love to a soda can — now, you can safely make your fantasy a reality thanks to Fleshlight’s textured “Mini-Lotus” canal.

The Fleshlight is packaged in Four Loko’s classic camo-print label that has a screw off top for easy Four Loko screwing. It also comes with a brown paper bag so you can confidently carry your Four Loko Fleshlight in public. “We at Fleshlight believe in freedom, fantasy and the pursuit of pleasure,” Fleshlight CEO said in a press release. “This unique collaboration will allow us to spread our much-needed message throughout the culture in exciting new ways.”

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Check out more about the Four Loko Fleshlight: https://mashable.com/article/four-loko-fleshlight-pizzaslime-wtf/

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Couple Fall From Ninth Floor Window While Having Sex

Posted on August 11, 2019 by Kevin

coffeeIt seems a wild party in Russia got a little out of hand when two people fell from the ninth floor while having sex. According to investigators, the couple were having sex on a windowsill when they fell. Images from the scene clearly show the women and man naked from the waist down.

Witnesses reported the incident to police after watching the partially clothed man get up from the fall and go back up to rejoin the party. He survived because his fall was broken by the women’s body and nearby bushes. When party sex goes wrong….

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Check out more about a couple falling from a window while having sex at a party: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7255853/Woman-killed-couple-fall-ninth-floor-having-sex-Russia.html

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‘Big Penis’ Sex Supplement Is Dangerous, Warns FDA

Posted on August 10, 2019 by Kevin

inflatable-tubeAn over the counter sexual supplement called “Big Penis” has men packing more than they bargained for. The FDA has issued a warning for the drug, saying there’s a hidden ingredient that could be dangerous for users. “FDA laboratory analysis confirmed that Big Penis contains sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra,” said the Food and Drug Administration in a recent press release.

“This undeclared ingredient may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs, such as nitroglycerin, and may lower blood pressure to dangerous levels,” the agency explained. “People with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, or heart disease often take nitrates.” Including an FDA-approved prescription drug such as Viagra with an over the counter stimulant is highly illegal and can lead to patients suffering severe side effects that they didn’t sign up for.

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Check out more about an FDA warning for ‘Big Penis’: https://nypost.com/2019/07/18/big-penis-sex-supplement-has-hidden-ingredient-fda-warns/

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Americans Love Talking About Their Sex Lives

Posted on August 9, 2019 by Kevin

liar-liarA poll of 2,000 Americans were asked how frequently they think and talk about sex—and the results are not surprising. Results showed Americans think about sex eight times a day on average, while 65% of those felt comfortable sharing their sex lives with others. Americans said they feel the most comfortable talking with their partners about their sex life, and also with their best friends.

“Speaking openly about sex is so important because there are still a lot of people who find the subject taboo. If we’re being honest about sexual desire and sexual health—even if it’s just a casual conversation with friends—we’re helping fight that stigma, one conversation at a time” said one of the study’s researchers. It turns out, Americans are quick to share their sexual experiences with others. One in 10 will share their most memorable sex moments with someone else as soon as the other person leaves the room.

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Check out more about a poll showing how often Americans think and talk about sex: https://nypost.com/2019/07/12/this-is-how-many-times-americans-think-about-sex-a-day/

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The ‘Spell Coconut’ Meme Offers Racy Advice For Dick Riding

Posted on August 8, 2019 by Kevin

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm23One Twitter user really heated up the internet with a sexy tweet offering dick riding advice. The user wrote, “dick riding tip #1: spell COCONUT with your waist.” The tweet set off an entire “spell coconut” craze and has been liked over 200,000 times since it was posted.

Twitter users wasted no time responding, with some men giving the advice a nod of approval and ladies pulling out their notebooks to jot down notes. “By the time you spell coco I be ready to nut,” one user wrote. “Me looking for more tips cause this just changed my life,” another user wrote.

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Check out more about the ‘spell coconut’ meme: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/spell-coconut/

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