It’s that time of year when everyone is spreading holiday cheer—and we aren’t talking about songs and presents. What is it about Christmas that brings out people’s naughty side? From humping reindeers, to explicit Mr. and Mrs. Claus ornaments, we’ve got 10 Christmas decorations that prove there’s nothing innocent about stocking stuffers (check out the images below).
- XXX Mr. and Mrs. Claus Ornaments
Santa is hanging from the tree in his birthday suit with his hat covering his dick, while Mrs. Claus is naked and holding her big tits! You made the naughty list this year, Santa! - ‘Jingle My Bells’ Ugly Sweater
Two jingle bells right over the tits. This ugly sweater is sure to spread holiday cheer! - The Festive X-mas Sock—For Your Cock
The Tuggie is “the fuzzy sock that warms your cock!” - The Blow Job Snow Globe
That snow man sure looks happy getting his “snow job!” - Santa’s Sack Ornament
Instead of the usual red sack—Santa’s actual hairy sack! - Feisty Reindeer and Polar Beer Lawn Ornament
“What says Merry Christmas better than a polar beer rimming a humping reindeer?” - Cock Shaped Christmas Lights
“They’re just bursting with holiday spirit!” - Elf on a Shelf With a Magical Surprise
Cock in a box! Surprise! - XXX Reindeer X-mas Mug
What better way to enjoy hot chocolate than in your favorite humping reindeer holiday mug? - Elf with a Cannon Lawn Ornament
Oh yes, a totally innocent elf shooting a cock-shaped cannon.
Want to get a little naughty this holiday season? We love stocking stuffers and snow jobs here!
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