Does the above headline sound familiar? Does it remind you of every Cosmopolitan cover you’ve ever seen in the checkout line of the grocery store? More importantly, does it make you roll your eyes every time you see it? If so, you’re going to love Buzzfeed’s parody video “11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man” (check it out below). Here’s what you need to know to make him wag his tongue for more (hint: burritos are key).
- Lightly scratch his back.
Mm, that sounds nice. Off to a great start here! - Gently bite his ear
Ok, things are starting to heat up! - Leave a lipstick heart on his mirror
Sexy. Flirty. - Hide under the bed when he goes to the bathroom, then grab his feet when he comes back to bed.
Um, sort of like a feisty cat? - Right when he’s about to orgasm, whisper “burrito” in his ear.
Maybe he really loves Mexican food? Like, a lot? - Wear red lipstick and leave a trail of kisses to his toaster.
Ok….now you’ve lost us. - Wrap just your bottom in sheets and pretend to be a mermaid.
Then have him unfasten your sea-shell bra? - Or even better, wrap yourself in the blanket and pretend to be a burrito.
Getting hungry, daddy? - Put peanut butter in your bra for a sticky surprise when he goes to touch your breasts.
Like a Reeses cup—soft on the outside, warm and salty on the inside! - Hide a toy car in your vagina for him to find.
That’s one way to rev his engine! - Have his family hide in the closet with takeout and jump out and yell “surprise” after you’re finished making love.
Worst. Surprise. Party. Ever.
Looking for some tasty surprises tonight that don’t involve burritos or peanut butter? We can make you wag your tongue for more right here!
Check out Buzzfeed’s “11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man” here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/
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