Even though you might feel a bit immature snickering at a peach that looks like an ass or a squash that looks like a giant dick, we’ve all done it. And while you probably think you have a dirty mind for giggling at a banana that looks just like a boner, we’re here to assure you that your laughter is warranted. And Distractify does, too—they made a hilarious list of foods that don’t remotely look like anything else (check it out below). Here are some highlights.
- That Banana Sundae is Sure Happy to See You
Some prankster stood the banana erect and made balls out of two scoops of vanilla ice cream. This makes us crave dessert! - Hot Dogs and Bun
“Nothing to see here. Just some hot dogs being inserted into a bun.” - T-Bone Pussy Steak
Mmm, nothing better than steak and pussy! - Double-Breasted Ice Cream Cone
Titty-fucking, anyone? - Chicken Wing Cock
The chicken wing takes after its father (who must have been very well endowed). Finger lickin’ good! - Grapefruit Vagina
Auntie Angel (of the famous grapefruit blowjob) would approve. - Jelly Filled Vajonuts
Oops, we meant donuts! So creamy… - Masculine Carrot
The lady carrots love him! - Two Scoops of Ice Cream with Two Cherries on Top, Please
Those are some perky scoops there! Makes us want to lick the cherries right off. - Pink Glazed Donut
Sugary butt sex. - Cock Melons
No, seriously. These look exactly like cocks! It’s uncanny. - Cock Sausage
Mmm, spicy!
Have a hankering for something sweet or savory? We have everything you crave right here!
Check out Distractify’s list “18 Foods That Don’t Remotely Look Like Anything Else.”
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