Our British neighbors across the pond know a thing or two about cheeky words for sex. American sex words tend to be, well, not as subtle and creative as British ones. So, here are 15 British sex words to use when flexing your cultural knowledge and having a bit of fun describing the old in-out in-out:
- Knob (Meaning cock. This can also be used as an insult, i.e, “You knob-head!”)
- Willy (Cock, again)
- Bell-End (The head of the cock)
- Meat and Two Veg (Cock and balls)
- Bollocks (Balls. This is also used as a curse word. “Oh, bollocks!” basically means “Oh, shit!”)
- Muff (Pussy)
- Fanny (Pussy, again. Not to be confused with America’s “fanny,” which means “ass”)
- Bonk (Fuck)
- Have It Off (Fuck, again)
- Romp (Yep. This means fuck)
- Shag (No, this is not a bygone saying from 70s era Austin Powers—the Brits still use it!)
- Rumpy-Pumpy (Cute word for fucking)
- Get Your Leg Over (We’ll let you picture this one)
- Roger (Yep, fuck again)
- How’s Your Father (“It’s good to have a little bit of How’s Your Father, now and then.”)
In the mood for some rumpy-pumpy yourself? Join us for some rumpy-pumpy in the sack!
Here’s Buzzfeed‘s video about British sex words Americans need to start using!
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