We’re not saying size is everything. But for these non-porn star celebs, you sure hear a lot about their famously huge cocks (Tommy Lee, anyone?). Here are the most famous big dicks in history and pop culture.
- Rasputin
The Russian mystic did a lot more in his day than advise royalty. His disembodied dick is currently on display at the Russian Museum of Erotica, in a tall jar, measuring 11 inches—flaccid. Need we say more? - Liam Neeson
As Jezebel says, “In her autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty, Janice Dickinson wrote of her ex-boyfriend Liam Neeson, saying he had ‘the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out.'” - Jay-Z
The ‘Jigga’ rapper is also famous amongst groupies who say he has “The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It’s beyond huge. It could block the sun.” - Milton Berle
This comedian inspired a running joke around town about how large his legendary dick was—in fact, back in 2002, his friends still joked about his size at his Friars Club memorial! - Wilt Chamberlain
His nickname was “Big Dipper”—we’ll just say he definitely lived up to it. - Tommy Lee
In the musician’s legendary sex tape with his then-wife Pam Anderson, his dick stole the show! It’s guesstimated to be about 8 inches hard. - Frank Sinatra
Old Blue Eyes was also known for what he had going on his pants. His ex-wife Ava Gardner once quipped, “He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock.” - President Lyndon Johnson
“He was a lifelong exhibitionist who in college had dubbed his penis ‘Jumbo.'” - Errol Flynn
He once notoriously used his cock to play the piano! - Colin Farrell
As Jezebel says, “It looks like a baby’s arm.”
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