We’ve all heard guys dish out sex advice they swear is the key to getting ladies off. But what most of us don’t consider before heeding such seemingly helpful advice is the fact that what gives mind-blowing pleasure to one woman will often not be satisfying to another woman. Here are 5 confessions from guys who got some bad sex advice they’ll definitely never take again.
- “If my dick was numb I’d last longer.”
This guy was told that if he numbed his dick, he’d be able to keep it up without any problems. It actually worked (he used a salve used to numb mouth pain), but his numb boner accidentally also numbed his girlfriend’s pussy, so they couldn’t even feel anything! - “Eye contact will make it more intense.”
He was told by an “emotional kind of guy” that maintaining eye contact during sex is sure to enhance the experience. But when he stared intently into a woman’s eyes as he fucked her, things got kinda awkward, and the lady he was with was mostly concentrating on avoiding his intense gaze. - “Use a doughnut during sex.”
This guy’s friend had successfully incorporated a donut into oral sex: “He put his penis through the hole and she gave him oral while eating it. Apparently, it went well for them. But when I tried it with my wife, powdered sugar got everywhere and things got sticky. I didn’t like having to wash my junk off before we had sex.” - “Stick a finger in her ass.”
A college friend promised that surprising a girl with a finger in the butt during doggy style will definitely make her pant, but when he tried it with a woman, she “shot across the bed and turned around, horrified.” The lesson here, guys: ask before you enter! - “Ask her dirty questions.”
When this guy’s friends told him that women love to be asked dirty questions during sex—things like ‘Yeah, you like that, don’t you?’—he thought he’d take a stab at it himself. But when he asked his girl if she liked his dick mid-thrust, she only responded with confusion.
Want some sage sex advice? There’s no better way to become a pro than with plenty of practice!
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