“Masturbation is probably the only DIY project you will start and actually finish.” It’s funny cause it’s true! Here are 7 posts about masturbation from the hilarious folks on Tumblr.
- “Masturbation is just having sex with the person you love most.”
Aw, cute. So does that mean you should buy yourself chocolates on Valentine’s Day? Sounds good to us! - “This post is here to remind everybody that ‘gratrunka’ is the Swedish word for ‘crying while masturbating.’ That’s a real tear jerker.”
See what they did there? - “Is masturbating while smoking weed called masterblazing? No its called highjacking. Guys no it’s weedwhacking. No its called disappointing ur mother.”
So true! - “Stressed out? Masturbate. Have a headache? Masturbate. Gotta leave? Stay in bed, masturbate. Have so much shit to do? Who cares! Masturbate.”
This person has truly figured out the important things in life. - “Trinity Church: ‘Masturbation Is Satan’s Typewriter.'”
I had no idea I was a novelist. - “*not horny but masturbates just in case I was*
Smart plan! - “A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror. Bet you didn’t see that coming.”
Good one!
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