There are two types of people: those who eat ass and those who don’t. And if you do, you’ll find these tweets about rimming to be very relatable—and also hilarious. Here’s the best thoughts on tossing salad in 140-characters or less.
- “‘Omg McDonald’s is disgusting don’t you know what they make their chicken out of??’ Ma’am I’ve literally put my tongue in an asshole before.”Mmmm, finger-lickin’ good!
- “The president of 2045 is probably on Twitter right now tweeting about eating ass. Our country is in good hands.” Agreed!
- “I eat ass so I can safely confirm this tweet: ‘Eating cake is way more fun when it jiggles.’” Tasty and true!
- “I really can’t imagine this generation as old ppl. 80 year olds reminiscing about trap music and eating ass.” Ah, yes—the best generation!
- “Tell a guy you wanna go eat at a vegan restaurant and they acting disgusted like they don’t eat ass for a late night snack.” Personal preferences…to each their own!
- “When you try to eat a light dinner because you need to save room for all the ass you’re going to eat later.” Gotta save room for dessert!
- “His momma: ‘My baby sure can eat!’Me: mmmhmm.” Your momma raised you well!
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