If you’re married, you’ve probably gotten used to ‘The ol’ go-to’ routine of sex. On one hand, getting some every Saturday morning is just what you want to get your weekend started right. On the other, the familiar types of sex you have as a married person becomes, how do we put this, sort of comically comfortable. For this reason, Buzzfeed’s latest illustrated list about the types of sex every married couple has is all the more funny…because it’s true (check out the images below).
- The Saturday morning “we finally have a minute” sex
Hurray, it’s Saturday! As Prince says, “Breakfast can wait.” - The distracted-by-pets mating sex
Meow! - The “we had a huge dinner and are bloated and gross but don’t care cause we’re legally bound” sex
Woman on top of her husband asks: “Did you just fall asleep for a second?” - The holiday have-to
“Oh yeah, it’s Valentines Day. We should probably do it.”
“Yup.”
And it’s never a bad idea! - The morning-breath, no-kissing sex
Sometimes not kissing while you’re fucking can be hot! - The “we haven’t done it in a while so we should” obligatory romance
“It’s been two weeks, we should probably do it.”“Yup.” - The ol’ go-to routine
Otherwise known as the “we know what each other likes so we just keep doing that and it’s awesome, stop judging us” sex!
Looking to change things up? You know what they say—nothing like variety to add some spice!
Check out Buzzfeed’s illustrated article “11 Types Of Sex Married People Have”: https://www.buzzfeed.com/
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