If you’re a man who fucks other men, you’ve probably had some not-so-sexy, somewhat embarrassing experiences during sex. And if so, you’ll probably recognize at least a few of these awkward moments (terrible beard-burn, anyone?). Here are 8 awkward moments during man-on-man sex.
- When you get facial hair in your mouth while kissing
This can be pretty disruptive. But, hey—at least it’s facial hair and not some other type of hair! - When you’re lying on top of each other and your erect penises keep awkwardly poking each other
Guy 1: “Oh, excuse me!”
Guy 2: “Oh, excuse me!” - Beard-burn from kissing
Ouch! Worse than rug burn! - When you’re so turned on, you orgasm within seconds of him touching you
“OMG, you’re so hot…Oops!” - When you can’t get it up
It happens. And yes, it’s awkward. - When he’s just too tight
“Just. Can’t. Seem. To. Get. It. In. Argh!” - When you keep falling out
As Homer Simpson would say (if he had gay sex): D’oh! - When you get a little poop on your penis
Well, it was probably worth it!
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Check out more awkward moments you have during man-on-man sex here and keep watching the Phone Sex Blog for part 2 coming up in a few days!
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